57th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Scout. Tuxedo. Cape. It's on, Mayfield.

He's got the cape over his face Lugosi-style and he's coming your way. Or is outside your window, maybe. OR SUDDENLY BEHIND YOU, LE GASP!]

...

Uh, hey. 'Sup.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

........ Scout?

*Have a gun pointed right at your head from Sniper's position on the roof. He may have recognized you, but he's not lowering the gun.*

[freakinblur]

Hey! Sniper! Lookit me, I'm a freakin' vampire! I think I seen this movie. But, uh, I can't, like, stop. My arm's gettin' kinda tired.

[bye_to_yer_head]

A.. vampire.... roight. What're you doin' on my lawn then?

Would you loike me t' shoot it off fer ya?

[freakinblur]

I don't even know! What? No, don't freakin' shoot me! It's like... I just gotta...

[He starts advancing again. Good lord is he confused.]

[evers_hacker]

[April manages not to jump in surprise when Scout appears behind her, but she does blink in surprise and confusion at him.]

... Scout?

[freakinblur]

Yo, April. Check it out, we're gonna go back to my secret lair.

[And with a surprisingly deft maneuver, April is scooped off the ground and is being carried off slowly.]

[evers_hacker]

Your what- [Her sentence is cut off when he picks her up, causing April to look even more confused that she did before.]

... No offense, but this is pretty weird.

[freakinblur]

Yeah, I know. But it's what vampires do, ya know? Kidnappin' cute chicks, whiskin' 'em off into the night!

[glowing_science]

[Ema jumps about a mile.]

W-what the...?!

Scout! You scared the hell out of me!

[freakinblur]

FINALLY, someone gets scared! Been tryin' all night! What's wrong with people in this town?

[And with that, you're being lifted up, Ema.]

So anyway, I'm a vampire.

[glowing_science]

W-wait, what?

[Why is he scooping her up?]

Put me down!

[freakinblur]

Nope. We're goin' to my lair or whatevah. Not that I know where that is. I'll figure it out.