56th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Open phone call made from the hospital to all. Scout sounds irritated.]

Hey, Mayfield! Ya know what's shittier than I town fulla never-ending zombies? A town fulla never ending zombies on yer birthday. As much as I can go 'round shooting guys in the face all day, a break to go get some drinks would be nice.

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[vitalizes]

[OOC: Kind of tagging strangely here but RED Sniper will be taking RED Scout to the hospital once I get moving on tagging that thread, so I will just assume this is taking place after that, since RED Scout is at the hospital now.]

Freakin' starvin!

[Heads over to the cafeteria, not realizing at all who else may actually be there. Scout's just too hungry to worry about anything else, and even though he should be, I don't know, bringing food to those in pain, he's only concerned about himself.]

Hope dere's somethin' good here. Like anything that ain't fruit or somethin' lame.

['Course, the RED momentarily forgets about his own hunger when he spots who's looking in the fridge.]

HahahahahaHAHA! Hey, look who it is! The Chucklenut who's real scared'a me. Thanks fer hangin' da phone up. That was real mature, ya know.

[freakinblur]

[Looks back

rolls eyes]

Could ya flap yer gums another time? I'm busy!

[Rummagerummage in the fridge]

[vitalizes]

Yeah, yeah, as soon as ya stop tryin' ta hog all the food!

[Rushes over to the BLU and attempts to shove him away from the fridge.]

We can settle our differences later, but right now, I'm freakin' hungry. And I ain't gonna let ya eat all dat's in the fridge.

[freakinblur]

[SHOVES BACK! And he's got a carrot cake in the other hand.] I was here first!

[Phone]

[toothsnort]

Happy birthday Mr....uh, guy on the phone!

Shooting things is pretty much how I spent my last birthday too!

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[freakinblur]

Thanks, Mr. Other Guy on tha Phone.

Yeah? Were ya like, ya know, intendin' ta do it, or were there zombies 'r somethin'?

[Phone]

[toothsnort]

Oh no man! I'm Rittz!

It was kinda a surprise, I guess? Like, everyone else had been drinking, and Coach Sellick had an automatic in the back of his car, so we ended up shooting cans of our fence.

dat icon.

[freakinblur]

Rittz, got it. I'm Scout, for tha record.

That's better than zombies. I mean, they're fun ta shoot 'n' all, but they're kinda in tha way 'a everythin'.