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freakinblur

38th Inning - event for 1451 Mitchell

Nov 25, 2010 20:10

[Upon seeing the turkeys on the doormat, Scout has one simple reaction: he grabs an extra table cloth and covers up the whole setting. He's been here too long for this shit, Mayfield. Thanks.

To the lovely ladies of the household:]

Touch those things an' I'll break yer fingers, so help me God.

this is how he cares, not screwin' around, the time for flipping out is now, mayfield must die, action, the milk is bullets, event: thanksgiving

Comments 11

miss_enma_ai November 26 2010, 01:13:45 UTC

Why would we touch it?

[Yeah, you just try that/takes threats seriously]

freakinblur November 26 2010, 01:22:11 UTC

[Not!daddy would never hurt you. This is how he cares, after all.]

I dunno. I know that two 'a you are smart enough, but I wanna make doubly sure. I saw that goddamn Milkman's van out there! I didn't know he dealt in turkeys now too.

Just make sure tha drone stays away from it.

miss_enma_ai November 26 2010, 01:23:44 UTC

[Right.. Just let her have a few moments to remember that.]

That is odd.

....She's in her room now.

freakinblur November 26 2010, 01:26:49 UTC

I hate ta say it, but we should probably keep her in there so she don't try nothin'.

Thread 7

On the phone heartstar_blues November 26 2010, 01:47:27 UTC

[The voice on the phone sounds distant, as if the person is somewhere in the room instead of holding it.]

☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠! THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!!! OH GOD WHY!?!?

Re: On the phone freakinblur November 26 2010, 01:51:00 UTC

Cap'n Rummy? Jesus H. Christ, what is--? Rummy! RUMMY!

[facepalming so hard right now]

heartstar_blues November 26 2010, 01:52:45 UTC

[There is a thud.]

KILL IT WITH FIRE! OH GOD SOMEONE, THEY ARE IN MY CLOTHES! WE ARE ☠☠☠☠! WE ARE ALL ☠☠☠☠!

freakinblur November 26 2010, 01:54:42 UTC

[Well it's not like he can get out of the house and help you. You're on your own, Cap. He hangs up.]