[fic] A Feast for Queens

[frea_o]

Title: A Feast for Queens
Prompt: We All Survived
Rating: PG-13 (sexual innuendo)
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Summary: Thor cooks. Everyone despairs.
Length: 1031 words

Comments

[andersenmom]

Oh, du meine Güte, you are hilarious! This was all sorts of lovely - right down to the vomiting. Seriously. Great job!

[frea_o]

It's really heartwarming vomiting, you know. :)

Thanks! Glad you liked the scene!! I wrote it in a spriiiiint for the writerverse challenge, barely got it in by midnight.

[anuna_81]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh poor Clint. he survived one food poisoning to come home to this? He better get lots of massages (and maybe other things? Hmmm) from Tash. ;)

But what an early morning read! It's perfect! I laughed all the way through, pouting Tony and blushing Steve and Natasha saying all the inappropriate things.

“Why does he keep asking Mata Hari for cooking advice? This is a sexist thing. Just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she knows how to cook.” Tony sulked. “Besides, everybody knows black widows eat their prey. This is not a woman we want making culinary decisions.”

“Clint should probably watch out,” Natasha said, not at all affected by the billionaire. “He’s the only one here I’ve bitten.”

Bruce coughed. “That was probably more than I wanted to know, Nat.”

This. This this this! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! And thank you, you're feeding that awful muse of mine.

[frea_o]

Poor Clint. Come back from one food poisoning bout, discover another. And this one's mostly Natasha's fault because you know, provided she's not a total disaster in the kitchen, she could calmly and politely guide Thor in how to prepare a proper feast...but what's the fun in that?

Hee, I'm really glad I could make you laugh! and if I fed your muse, perfect! That means I get to read more stuff, which I have no objection to whatsoever. Thanks for the comment!!

Poor Steve.

[anuna_81]

I need to leave you a proper comment on Woman in the Crosshairs. I read that this morning and turned into happy pile of good.

If you want more to read, I posted something this morning. Actually that something I was showing you snippets from.

More Random numbers coming soon too!

[unwritten_muse]

This is so funny! I really like how you show the team as a unit here, their different personalities coming through clearly in the dialogue but all committed to their fate for the sake of friendship. I can completely picture the scene around that table, and Thor's happiness in sharing this day with the others. Great fun!