So...

[frdm_is_slavery]

My car is going to cost a lot more money and time to fix.

I think I'll just go shave my balls now.

Comments

[stupidheadpenny]

What's wrong with it? And what kind of car is it? And how many miles?

[frdm_is_slavery]

Late winter/early spring, it was icy, and I slowly (think 5 mph) slid painfully into a telephone pole. It appeared that it had just cracked the blinker lense, but it apparently fucked up the casing for the driver's side headlight.

1993 Toyota Camry, 138k. Perfect aside from the headlight.

[willowdaisy]

Don't do it man, it'll itch like hell once it grows back.

[frdm_is_slavery]

I've done it plenty of times before, ma'am. And it only itches like hell the first time.

Plus, who said anything about letting it grow back?

[willowdaisy]

...

TMI, sir.

[meg_doom]

You know I found some male's short and curlies in the trash of my upstairs bathroom. Now... Since I don't wanna picture my dad. So I am assuming that my brother is trying to do the pornstar haircut for Emily. So, yeah, now that I've reminded myself of this incident I'm going to light my eyeballs on fire.