You mean they are not doing so yet? How on earth you all manage to keep up is beyond me. Perhaps I should stop trying before I become more of a confused old man than I already am.
I say sometime after that bloke James pulls his over-sized head out of his skinny arse and washes his hair.
I told him on-and-on: Young ladies prefer a shaved head! What more do I have to do to get that through to him? I've already won countless girls' hearts. *cleans fingernails on robes*
I'm betting I'm going to get together with that wazzock before those two do.
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*feels betrayed*
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Sorry?
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*huff*
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I told him on-and-on: Young ladies prefer a shaved head! What more do I have to do to get that through to him? I've already won countless girls' hearts. *cleans fingernails on robes*
I'm betting I'm going to get together with that wazzock before those two do.
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Oh, please, Kingster. Please. Sirius and I could give you a run for your money...okay, so moreso Sirius and Edgar, but you know.
Girls prefer a nice bottom...like mine. My bottom never ceases to attract attention - that harlot.
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