Comments | frankenspam: as;lkfdjasldkfj NO ME FUCKING GUSTA.

frankenspam

as;lkfdjasldkfj NO ME FUCKING GUSTA.

Feb 24, 2009 21:53

JESUS CHRIST I WISH I COULD FUCKING ERASE THIS FROM MY RETINAS FOREVER SHIT SHIT SHIT GROSS

I'm going to be having nightmares about that for months. DDDDDD:

cheers,

Spam(asdjfsdkfnoooo)Warrior

nightmare fuel, what the shit, do not want

Comments 9

offensive February 25 2009, 06:03:26 UTC

BOY AM I GLAD I SCROLLED OVER THAT AND READ THE URL BEFORE CLICKING. *DOES NOT CLICK EVER OH GOD EW*

frankenspam February 25 2009, 06:07:24 UTC

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO KILL THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO ME OMG AS;LDKJFSDKLJR. That is just another thing to add to the collection of shit that makes me wake up twitching in the middle of the night. GAH.

offensive February 25 2009, 06:16:20 UTC

This is why brains need delete functions.

lunaticsocko February 25 2009, 07:13:17 UTC

Dude, the URL was enough for me to start gagging.

frankenspam February 25 2009, 17:38:35 UTC

inorite?

sithwitch13 February 25 2009, 14:52:22 UTC

Huh. There's a related species that lives here in Texas and freak the shit out of me when I go into wooded areas.

Also, I'm amused that when I went to google "golden orb weaving spider" the second suggestion was "golden orb weaving spider eating bird."

frankenspam February 25 2009, 17:39:44 UTC

Jeeze, is there? I would never ever go into the woods if I knew something like that could be lurking there, waiting to eat my face. I had always thought bird-eating spiders were just something out of movies like 'Arachnophobia'.

sithwitch13 February 25 2009, 18:23:53 UTC

Smaller ones, from what I understand. Which makes me very nervous, since the ones we have here look huge to me. I have some pictures that I've been meaning to put up for months from when my parents, Scott and I went to a wildlife preserve a few miles from my house and their webs were freaking everywhere. And it was mating season for them, so there was a lot of activity going on. I kept "OH GOD"-ing whenever I almost walked into them.

Absolutely gorgeous webs, though. I just didn't want them or the spiders in my hair.

I know there's bird-eating tarantulas in the Amazon! They're like the size of plates. ...and I probably shouldn't have said that, should I? :-(

frankenspam February 25 2009, 19:08:11 UTC

Oh God, I think I probably would have had a literal heart attack. Webs are almost as bad to me, because you know there's a spider somewhere that you can't actually see. Every time I walk through a web I freak out and do the spider flail dance and look like a total idiot.

Oh eeew...at least I've never seen a picture of one. I could shoot whoever it was who first exposed me to the clock spider.