The Fountain of Youth

[frankenchristie]

Yesterday, I had an epiphany while running.

No matter what:

Work your ass off.
Exercise your ass off.
Drink a shitload of water.
Eat a shitload of fiber.

"These four things, my son, will keep your pimp hand strong..."

Comments

[midnightbright]

I really like this.

[frankenchristie]

Thanks! :)

[a_nonniemouse]

And the second and fourth ones, you can do literally!!

[frankenchristie]

Haha, this is true!

[sinsation666]

and coffee enemas!