The Carter-Ruck School of Viral Marketing

[frank_snow]

How to ensure maximum publicity for your new gagging order.

"Marketing experts were stunned today at the success of media law firm Carter-Ruck's high profile 'gagging order' campaign, designed to generate buzz around their client Trafigura's latest toxic waste product."

Comments

[like_achilles]

All future clusterfucks will be measured against this and found wanting.

[frank_snow]

It is my firm hope that Justice Eady and Carter-Fuck will somehow destroy each other in some bizarre act of mutual hatred for all that is good and true in this world.