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[framefolly]

I decided to reward myself for my productive morning by buying myself a more-self-indulgent-than-usual lunch. Half a block after I exited the store with my burrito and chips, I passed a homeless man. Two steps later I turned and asked him whether he wanted my chips.

Man: Thank you!

(I begin to remove my burrito so that I could give him the whole bag

Comments

[bluebombardier]

Are you white or black?

Yellow, man. We're yellow.

You're nicer to insistent homeless people than I am.

[framefolly]

hehe. thanks. not really, i usually pass them by pretending i didn't see them even though everyone knows that they're there.

how's it going?

[zandperl]

I'm light yellow! Or cream. Or off-white. Or eggshell or ecru if I'm feeling generous. I get irritated when people mistakenly call me white.