Sleepless farting

[fragiletender]

Ah excellent, all you ever needed to know about farts. If anyone says there's nothing useful on the internet, just point them in that direction. And I'm definitely going to try and remember the word 'queef' for scrabble use - read the article if you want the definition

Comments

[tangerinecloud]

the North thing made me think of this by Carolyn Hillyer

http://www.seventhwavemusic.co.uk/thumbprints.htm

[fragiletender]

Thanks, I'll check it out.