You couldn't make it up dept no.93: hadda happen.

[fpb]

A rather battered-looking, elderly man was spotted walking about in the rain by a suspicious citizen in Long Branch, New Jersey. The police were called and, after some palaver, finally took the supposed bum to a hotel where he was staying and where he was able to prove that, yes, he was indeed Bob Dylan.

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[redcoast]

Why were they going to arrest him for being a bum anyway? Can't a guy be homeless anymore?

[fpb]

Apparently not in NJ and not if some neighbourhood character finds you "suspicious".