I finally gave in and used the silliest meme in the universe

[fpb]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fpb!

1. Fpb can sleep for three and a half years.
2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by fpb fighting underground.
3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting fpb on!
4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled fpb!
5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed fpb would protect them from physical

Comments

[fpb]

1) almost true
2) hmmm... who with?
3) One of my lurking "friends" must have thought up this one
4) You think so?
5) In my experience, the opposite is the case.
6) almost true.
7) I can see why this was kept carefully concealed from me.
8) contradicts 6)
9) Must have mistaken fpb for an English person. The English ought to be forbidden by law, one and all, from cycling.
10) Must be very, very large cats.

[cheyinka]

2) obviously, you're fighting the underground area itself.

[fpb]

Please, no.

[fpb]

Hmm. I will have to find a way to get back to you, then.

[_redux]

Thanks for the card, love - and the drawing. ;)