AVENGERS ASSEMBLE...AND MAKEOUT

[foxxcub]

Okay, so. With all the excitement that's been building over the last week or so, there seems to be an unreasonable amount of negativity coming along with it. And that just won't do! So here's what I propose:

♥an Avengers Kissing Meme♥

Comments

[jibrailis]

Tony and Steve are really bad at sex together, 1/2

Tony prides himself on being the sort of man to anticipate everything and not be fazed by any of it, which is true enough. He willingly spends hours in a locked room with Bruce, doesn't he, poking his ass with sharp objects when Bruce isn't paying attention. Even Bruce's proctologist isn't so willing. Tony is a brave, far-seeing man, no doubt about that, but even this catches him off guard.

He has sex with Captain America and it isn't very good.

"Okay, if we're going to be honest here--"

"I'd rather not be honest," Bruce mutters, tinkering over his algorothims on the other side of the lab. "I'd rather not talk about this at all."

"--I'd rate it maybe a two," Tony finishes. "It's not, like, impalement on rigid cock spears bad, but you know, Steve's limbs. They're very... they stand to attention in all the wrong ways

[jacklemmon]

DYYYYYING. I love this so much. And lol poor Bruce doing an ostrich in the sand impersonation. And Steve being all 'do you have to talk so loud' and then the solutions! LOL Particularly this: "Do you want to make me feel like a pervert, Tony? Does that make you happy?" hahahhahahahahha

A+ to this entire fic. Thank you for sharing!

[lezzerlee]

I loved this!

[mrsdstephens]

Hahahaha! Love this!