Hoshit, a kissing meme!

Nov 09, 2010 15:19

There are all kinds of kissing out there: slow kisses, small kisses, kisses that say good-bye, kisses that bring you home, kisses that bring you to that final moment where everything comes to a head. Porny kisses, fluffy kisses, Eskimo kisses, angry kisses, and kisses full of want and longing. THEY ARE ALL AWESOME. And you should write them all ( Read more... )

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1/3 jibrailis November 11 2010, 03:33:57 UTC
Teenage!Arthur and teenage!Eames, how self-indulgent.Everybody in Arthur's family gets excited about the annual town carnival, but Arthur never does. He's prone to motion sickness so that eliminates the rides, and he doesn't like greasy food, oddly shaped vegetables, or farm animals, so that sort of eliminates the rest. The last town carnival, his mom dragged him to the squash patch where he got to spend an hour staring at the largest squash he has ever seen in his entire life. He took one photo, blogged it on his phone, and then excused himself to to the washroom, where Eames was waiting for him with a shit-eating grin and a suggestion that they climb the water tower now that no one was looking ( ... )

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2/3 jibrailis November 11 2010, 03:36:19 UTC
There's a line of girls at the booth, all blatantly rebelling from disapproving parents. Eames grins at them without qualm, and Arthur thinks uncharitably that Eames maybe needs braces and there's no way he's good-looking enough that seven -- count them, seven -- girls from their class want to pay money just to feel his mouth against theirs. It's absurd. It's outrageous. It's on an epic scale of wrong.

Arthur simmers in jealousy until he thinks he's about to lose his mind and his mother is shooting him concerned looks. "Oh honey, if you don't want to look at the squash, you can go over and say hi to Eames," she tells him.

"I don't want to say hi to Eames," Arthur retorts. Eames is a betrayer of friendship. Eames is also a betrayer of that kiss they maybe sort of had last week when they were curled up on the couch in Arthur's basement, watching old school Clash of the Titans. Arthur had stolen two bottles of vodka from his father's collection, and his mouth had tasted of alcohol and corn chips when Eames leaned and kissed him briefly ( ... )

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3/3 jibrailis November 11 2010, 03:38:14 UTC
"You're holding up the line," Mal interrupts, and Arthur is grateful for her terrifying existence. He shuffles away and starts walking back to his mother, but not before he turns around in time to see Suzanne hand Eames a quarter. Eames leans forward and Arthur sees a hint of pink tongue before Eames is kissing Suzanne with a depth and a duration that is wildly disproportionate to its value at twenty-five cents. Arthur feels his stomach burn. He's like to tell himself that it was the hot dog with an overload of mustard he ate on the way in, but he knows that it's not.

Arthur visits to the pig pen instead. Pigs are his only friends now. Pigs are kind and faithful and cute, like Babe or Wilbur. Arthur could deal with that. Pigs don't kiss you in your basement one day and then go around kissing everybody in the entire town, god what a slut ( ... )

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Re: 3/3 cobweb_diamond November 11 2010, 03:45:10 UTC
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE

SO CUTE

cying

dying

...

xxxxxxxxxxx

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Re: 3/3 xxdoublexx November 11 2010, 03:59:13 UTC
OMG WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE WHY ARE YOU SO INSANELY CREATIVE AND OMG WE NEED SO MUCH MORE AU!!!
It's literally like these two can fit into any situation and make it work!! We've had so much of the distorted expressions of love and explosions in the background and it's such a sweet change!

KISSING MEME ROCKS!

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Re: 3/3 moleskinned November 11 2010, 04:00:01 UTC
i am giddy with love. oh my god. this is the best meme ever and i loved every fucking part of this, the ARCADE WAR, THE PG WODEHOUSE, SUZANNE THE OBVIOUS SHIPPER, THE B.K. OMG, ARTHUR SLAMMING THE QUARTER INTO HIS HAND.

GIDDY. WITH LOVE.

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Re: 3/3 platina November 11 2010, 04:01:52 UTC
D'awww. This cheered me up a bit. ♥

And the pigs, hahahaha. :D

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Re: 3/3 foxxcub November 11 2010, 04:10:38 UTC
......

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY HEART, I AM DYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

DYING

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Re: 3/3 ladyvader November 11 2010, 04:13:14 UTC
*marries the fic and takes it to Paris for honeymoon*

LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

*is dead of cute*

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Re: 3/3 bauble November 11 2010, 05:05:13 UTC
awwwwww. cute :)

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Re: 3/3 sometimesalways November 11 2010, 05:32:43 UTC
hilarious, sexy and cute. Loved it!

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Re: 3/3 cmonkatiekatie November 11 2010, 06:05:09 UTC
Pigs are his only friends now, oh my god. I love this so!

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Re: 3/3 chibi_lurrel November 11 2010, 06:48:12 UTC
This is adorable!11!!

BLACKRIDER

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Re: 3/3 silverrangel November 11 2010, 06:53:25 UTC
Pigs are his only friends now. Pigs are kind and faithful and cute, like Babe or Wilbur. Arthur could deal with that. Pigs don't kiss you in your basement one day and then go around kissing everybody in the entire town, god what a slut.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

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Re: 3/3 red_rahl November 11 2010, 07:12:18 UTC
GO, ARTHUR! XD That kiss at the end was utterly fantastic and the whole setup and everything was quite wonderful!!!! *sighs in delight* I especially love the hall of honor list!

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Re: 3/3 everstar3 November 11 2010, 08:10:23 UTC
Arthur's had plenty of experience. He goes to math camp every year. He's had loads of experience.

MATH. CAMP.

OH ARTHUR.

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