Upon opening my fridge this morning

[foxfirefey]

Hello, food! I have decided to have...breakfast! Look at all you nice things, all there for me to eat.

What's that, chocolate pudding? You want me to eat you for breakfast

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Bill Cosby and Chocolate Cake for Breakfast....

[mr_z]

[when his wife sees that he has given the kids cake for breakfast] I've always heard about people having a conniption but I've never seen one. You don't want to see 'em. My wife's face split. My wife's face split and the skin and hair split and came off of her face so that there was nothing except a skull. And orange lights came out of her hair and there was glitter all around. And fire shot from her eye sockets and began to burn my stomach and she said, "WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?"

(Dunno if you've ever seen Bill Cosby: Himself, but it's pretty funny.)

Re: Bill Cosby and Chocolate Cake for Breakfast....

[foxfirefey]

Hahaha, I love that monologue!

[vlion]

teehee

[alexisallen]

For me, it's all about the Hostess cupcakes. They whisper to me from the cupboard. You wouldn't believe the things they promise.

[foxfirefey]

O my. Sultry voices floating out of the dark recesses, promising untold illicit pleasures....