I didn't even see what happened. I was watching Treasure Island.

[fox1013]

Before I get to Thursday night TV, it is important to share this:

Boo from Survivor Fiji got cited for battery (AT THE SAME CLUB AS RUSSELL HANTZ WAS), which means the Survivor indictment counts are climbing almost as quickly as the BB ones. Quick, Matty, go rob a candy store filled with children and kittens so BB can reclaim its title as the

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[rorylie]

Okay, Colby, after the girl wrestling, being all, I didn't see anything, I was watching Treasure Island is the funniest thing in the entire world to me. Like, I want him to win just because he brought me such joy. I can't even explain it, it was amazing.

[fox1013]

Even Probst commented on it in his blog. Poor Colby. Poor, dumb Colby.

[iphignia939]

I like that at some point, Ian Somerhalder decided to commit to having a Gumby face, in that if you see screencaps of some of the faces Damon makes, he looks fucking insane. Which makes sense, because Damon is fucking insane.

ALSO: Matt Davis was in Blue Crush with Kate Bosworth. Mia Kirschner was on The L Word with Katherine Moenning. Which means next week I get to make nine thousand Young Americans jokes. NEXT WEEK ALREADY WINS.

[fox1013]

THAT IS WHY I LOVE SCREENCAPS OF HIS FACE.

ALSO, YES. ALL OF THE YOUNG AMERICAN JOKES. ALL OF THEM IN THE WORLD ♥♥♥

[anniemoon]

The chickfight was so, so great. At first I was like, "Danielle, you dumbass, if you leave the clue on the floor rather than hiding it in your cavernous cleavage, you deserve to have it taken away from you." And then I was like, "Amanda, you dumbass, you should have told Danielle finder's keepers and let her pout." But mostly I was all, "LOL COLBY."

Also, Courtney on the jury is AMAZING. ♥

Third, I have started to think of Russell as the Yertle the Turtle of Samoa.

HAAAAAAAAAAA! I really need that on a t-shirt.

I don't have any Survivor icons but BB Dan is also delighted by this season. :D? :D?

[spicedrum]

I think Amanda should have waited until Danielle fell asleep, took the clue, memorized it, then ripped it up into tiny pieces and flushed it down the toilet. But that would have required intelligence.

[fox1013]

Man, that would have been awesome gameplay. There is a reason Parv beat her last time they both played.

[fox1013]

COURTNEY'S FACE, OMG. She is too cute.

Also, Danielle in NO WAY had earned the right to keep that. And Colby is a MORON, both for not even pretending to be intrigued by the chickfight and for being all "No, alliance member, you should give that to someone who actively wants both you and me gone." OH COLBY.

Dan is as good as, IF NOT BETTER THAN, all Survivor contestants, so ♥!

[fox1013]

Yes, because the health inspectors are so charmed.

[fox1013]

YES.

This is what happens when the king is self-appointed, rather than selected by a jury of their peers Sandra and Courtney.