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Gen Battle: Fic!

Feb 14, 2009 10:34

Post all your gen battle fic here!

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-If it's longer than the length requirement, edit for length/space and then post it with a link to your journal for the whole thing
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SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 11:35:02 UTC

The Daniel Jackson Theory of Hairy Relativity

classic team, late S4, rated G

"No, it makes perfect sense." Daniel gestures as expansively as circumstances allow. "Back in the beginning, Sam's hair was shorter than mine."

"Yeah, you used more hair products than I did," Sam agrees cheerfully.

"But then I ended up with short hair!" Daniel slouches back against the wall, looking triumphant.

"Still not seeing the perfect sense here," Jack says.

"Remember when Sam's hair got really long and messy?"

"Hey!"

"Well, it did." Daniel points an accusing finger at Teal'c, who meets it with a raised eyebrow. "Right around the time you grew that blond chin caterpillar!"

"Daniel!" Sam tries to lean forward enough to whack him on the side of the head, but he's just out of her reach ( ... )

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair maychorian February 16 2009, 13:25:19 UTC

OH, this is delightful! :D

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 14:48:39 UTC

Thank you! :)

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair marginaliana February 16 2009, 15:39:45 UTC

Hahahaha, excellent!

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 17:27:14 UTC

Thank you! :)

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair infinimato February 16 2009, 16:30:55 UTC

Bwahahahahaha! AWESOME!

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 17:27:32 UTC

SG-1 is always awesome. :)

SG-1, team: it's all about the hair caffienekitty February 16 2009, 16:43:25 UTC

I don't watch the show and this still made me laugh. Well done!

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 16 2009, 17:27:53 UTC

That's a really lovely compliment. Thank you! :)

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Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 17 2009, 06:53:18 UTC

Well, it's true! :)

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair kalquessa February 18 2009, 21:18:31 UTC

IT IS TOTALLY ALL ABOUT THE HAIR!! *dies laughing*

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 18 2009, 21:52:58 UTC

::sends Lya to resurrect you::

With her hairstyle, y'know, she'll fit right in... ;)

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Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair sg_fignewton February 20 2009, 06:13:20 UTC

Well, you know Daniel and his theories! :) Glad you liked it.

Re: SG-1, team: it's all about the hair caladria February 25 2009, 12:51:24 UTC

Hee! I started laughing at blond chin caterpillar and didn't stop.

Particularly love - well, all of it, but especially:

"It wasn't supposed to help"

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