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[fourplusnipples]

Members of the Watch, if you're looking for criminals to pursue, we've got one at the organic food stall. Some bloke made off with a sack of goods-just before I came on shift, or I'd have stopped them. Don't ask me what they wanted with five boxes of muesli.

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Because SOMEONE had to say it.

[bloody_pens]

Sounds like you've got a... cereal burglar on your hands.

[fourplusnipples]

That's terrible.

[bloody_pens]

Sorry, but that was just BEGGING to be punned.

[fourplusnipples]

Let me guess. You're a writer.

[fearyoursword]

...seriously?

[fourplusnipples]

Seriously. It's not the most expensive thing in the shop--either someone's quite poor or they're embarrassed to be eating healthfully.

[fearyoursword]

Sounds like an embarrassment to all thieves.

[mythgravenblade]

Muesli?

[fourplusnipples]

It's a kind of cereal made of oats and nuts. Full of fiber.

[ice_echani]

Can you give me more details? I will see you in person if so.

[fourplusnipples]

My co-worker's the one who actually saw the thief. She would've chased him if she hadn't been on duty alone. Supposedly he's short, stocky, and smells of fish.

[ice_echani]

Very well, we shall do what we can.

[spandexisyouth]

Do you have a description of his face or what he was wearing?

[fourplusnipples]

Unfortunately not. [Arrow up] If you need to narrow your suspect pool, look for someone crapping well for the next few days.

[spandexisyouth]

That is not the sort of thing that would be easy to look into, or something that makes sense to check. I suppose we will have to see if more things are stolen.