Yes dad, because every boy I know is my boyfriend

[fourfreedoms]

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Charles/Erik, "We don't have any lube!" 1/2

[fourfreedoms]

He realizes something is wrong immediately, but he doesn’t know how to broach the subject until Charles gets back to the hotel room and starts stripping off his clothing, piece by piece, without even bothering to fold it. The horror, Charles Xavier failing to neatly put away his clothing

Charles/Erik, "We don't have any lube!" 2/2

[fourfreedoms]

And that’s how he winds up lying on his side, fully clothed, on his bed next to a naked and damp Charles, staring clinically at his cock. “Right, so I don’t think I’m up to fellating you

Re: Charles/Erik, "We don't have any lube!" 2/2

[regala_electra]

I hate this because it ends so we can't be friends anymore.

Or rather, oh my god, reading it over again and I'm still laughing so hard. GUN OIL. Best.