on the wall of the cafeteria at the office where i used to work, was this happy little chef that looked like he should have been holding a blunt. on this particular day, he cooked up something particularly unpalatable.

just exactly what 2 sides do you get with that? lips and assholes, maybe?


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i caught about 20 winks today. the morning was a tough start because i didn't have my coffee ( or a morning yank :O ). i waited for a buddy to show up though, cuz i thought he might be bringing in his fresh roasted brew. sho' 'nuff, he pulls through. i don't know how he does it, but this guy goes on some mission to south america, comes back ( Read more... )

i can code the fuck out of this side job when i listen to disturbed. i'm cranking it out double time. sweeeeet.....i can bill for 10 hours of coding tonight, but it's only gonna take me 4 or 5. of course, i'll be so hung over in the morning that i won't be worth shit at my day job, but that's okay, i can nap at my desk and fake-work at the same ( Read more... )

seriously...i really like my pda.  i even did these sketches on it...


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work. like 70 or 80 relentless hours every week. week after week...omg, if this is my fate, just kill me now ( Read more... )

a beautiful thing my pda
browse and chat throughout the day

i love this little sucker!

just a body
and nada soul
nada single tat,
nada single punch-hole,
nada much i can say,
and nada much i can do,
'cept to ask for a comment from you.