IC DATING MEME

[scarletspeedstr]

I remember this being around a while back ( here if anyone was wondering or after examples) and thought it might be fun to revive it. So, who’s up for:

THE IC DATING SHOW MEMEIt works like this; characters post a comment in the form of a dating game and can be as serious or not as they like. Then others can respond anonymously (but still ICly)

Comments

[meitantei]

[in bad imitation Kansai-ben]

My name is Hattori Heiji. I'm seventeen, and I'm in my second year of high school. I'm from Osaka. I'm very proud of this fact, and I will tell you that I am from Osaka several times. I'm the best high school detective in the West, which I'm also really proud of, but my deductive abilities pale in comparison to my Eastern rival's. I am also unhealthily obsessed with takoyaki.

Oh, and my girlfriend can be fucking scary sometimes.

[notachick]

I don't think he's going to appreciate that at all, you know.

[meitantei]

Oh, I know.

[notachick]

By the way... What is takoyaki?

[in_three_years]

Hey there, ladies! The name is James T. Kirk and I happen to be newly appointed captain of the U.S.S Enterprise. In other words, I'm the one in charge of a very impressive ship that flies through space in search of new planets. I bet you're thinking I must be pretty old to have such a high position, but this here starship captain is only twenty-five.

I know my way around a lady, and if you give me the chance I'll treat you right. Aliens may also feel free to reply. I'm what you'd call open-minded.

[sewenteen_sir]

Good ewening, Keptain!

[in_three_years]

Chekov!

... Don't tell me you're looking for a date too.

[sewenteen_sir]

I thought zis was also a way to meet people...

[notachick]

I'll play~ I like games♥!

Let's see... My name is Fujiwara Soujirou! I'm 21 years old and I like games, and sweets, and playing with the neighborhood children because it's fun being a babysitter aaaaand, hm.

Oh! My pet piglet♥ He's so cute.

[notachick]

Odd, I don't see "invoking massive numbers of depressing haiku" anywhere on that list.

[notachick]

That would be because I don't like that. People here are depressing~

[notachick]

You're still quite the enabler.

[my_tofu_orz]

This is exciting! Hello! I am Yukiko Amagi.

I am in my second year of high school with top marks and help my family run the Amagi Inn. I like tofu, long walks along the river, and cooking.

Would you like to be my prince?

[my_tofu_orz]

You're kinda young for me, but don't feel bad! You're really hot anyway!

[my_tofu_orz]

Oh. Thank you for the compliment. How old are you?

[my_tofu_orz]

I'm in my twenties. It's probably illegal where I'm from. But don't worry, I'm sure there are lots of guys your age who think you're hot too!

[mitase]

Er...hello?

I'm Yamada Hanatarou, seventh seat of the Fourth Division of the Gotei 13. I'm, uh. Not...very special? But you can say hi if you want?

[mitase]

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

[mitase]

....I've...never thought about it? Before? Er.

[mitase]

Well, why not think of it now? If you could be any animal, what animal would you like to be?