001 | Audio

[foulballs]

Somarium? Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is a bad joke, isn't it? It's not a very good one.

Listen. I don't like wasting time so I'll get straight to the point. I'm Jacques Portsman, prosecutor. I'm looking for my trusty partner Jim.

[ His easy tone instantly disappears, now replaced with anger. ]

What did you do with him!? Whoever did this is going to

Comments

[perfektioniert]

[Oh ho ho~.]

Mr. Jacques Portsman.

[foulballs]

And who might I be talking to?

[perfektioniert]

Franziska von Karma, the prosecuting prodigy.

[foulballs]

Oh, another prosecutor! Just the kind of person I wanted to talk to. I'd like to file a missing person report.

[codenamehero]

*OH MY GOD KIDNAP IN SOMARIUM?*

Buddy! That's horrible!! We have to save that Jim guy ASAP!!

[foulballs]

[ "Buddy". Oh hey, that's Jim's real name. Cutting in before America even gets to "horrible". ]

Sorry, maybe I didn't make this clear, but his name is Jim.

[codenamehero]

*What the- don't caught him off. :|*

Yeah, that's what I would have said if you would let me finish. We have to say that Jim guy ASAP?

[foulballs]

Right! Jim is somewhere out there calling for me right now!i I can hear him...