2. Has he ever been less than pasty? I think that's his natural state. 3. OMG RIGHT? I love his little thumb holes so much. <33333 5. Not officially, it's just loudly rumored. We'll see -- Cassano was loudly rumored, as well, and we know how that turned out.
1. My and ancient_bat's memories of this match are mostly to do with its being commentated by an extremely drunk man who didn't speak English. (Sample quote: "Marco Di Vaio is 96.") If our responses seem a little odd, that's why. 2. Maybe getting rid of Cesare's shoes would change the team's luck, Sini? "FOR THE WORSE!" *Clings to shoes* (Ahaha! I typed that before I looked at the next picture and caption. Now I'm incapacitated by laughter.) 3. Wtf Ciclone banner? Is Maicon going to Fiorentina? Serve him right. 4. FUCK YES GO KROL. 5. Great, they're taking the match photos with mobile phones now. Are you proud of yourselves, Viola? 6. No pictures of a guy's back the one time I need one. Drat. ¦DDDDDD REVENGE. 7. Why the fuck is Di Vaio's nickname "The Stoat"? (That's what it says on Wikipedia.) 8. Hello, silver lining! Isn't that "Hi, Ho, Silver Lining"? Not that I care. 9. Can anyone think of a reason there are always so many photos of Cerci that doesn't involve hair? Romanisti smudges
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1. Wait you were drunk and heard weird things? Or he was drunk? Cos his drunkenness couldn't possibly make the two of you any more weird. :p 2. lol I love that incredibly grouchy picture -- I sort of think he fits right in, in spite of himself. 4. Mighty Marco seems to quite like being towered over. Hmmmmmmm. 5. :( With no Europe for the foreseeable future, Fiorentina's media budget is plummeting. 6. *GLOWERS AT YOU AND DB* 7. I don't even know what a stoat is. It sounds like a Welsh wolf, or something. 8. I was greeting it, not singing at it! You are usually right about these things, tho, so I won't argue. 9. Hmmm. That would make sense, if there were fewer of LDS. Oh! Battling Roman smudges? (Why are photographers called smudges?) 10. ... Fuck. I never even registered that the news about their management meant she was gone. :(((((( 12. <3 It's the cover for an album of sweet, curious songs
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1. He was drunk and he didn't speak English. Or that was what it sounded like. Ooh, you cheeky bugger, you called my mum weird! YEAH, WELL, YOUR MUM LOOKS LIKE MONTY. :P (Tell me how informing the world that Di Vaio is 96 years old is responsible commentator behaviour.) 4. Eh? Is this a crotch reference? *Blows up photo* I see no unusual behaviour from either Marchionni or his crotch. And I can't focus on anything except Per anyway. 6. *Basks in being able to ignore you instead of the other way round* 7. AHAHAHA WELSH WOLF!!! XD He wishes. Stoat. Note that it's long, thin and covered with fur, making the Di Vaio thing even more confusing. 9. Busted. (I have no idea, but I use the word photographer a lot, so it makes sense to have a stock of shorter alternatives.) 13. And prettier. <3
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1. NO, STOP THE CRUELTY! ;D (Well, they say that about Javi all the time -- was it meant to be a compliment about his prowess even in old age?) 4. It is not! He just looks very content, is all. 7. *reads* Hmm. Just in the context of his advanced age, the fact that they live only 4-5 years does make the comparison seem particularly odd. 14. Ah, he does love those coats -- your tale beings to have the ring of truth. And wiki says Mudingayi was briefly at Toro, so it makes all kinds of sense!
1. decimated by flu. Woo Hoo! My reaction exactly. I worry sometimes that football is making me a mean, shallow, horny person. 2. I'm glad Monty is back n stuff, really really glad actually, but I'm going to miss Donadel's special capitano-fire. grrr 3. Santana is killing me teh cute. Jeebus 4. Babacar better get all the mileage out of those purple tights that he can because when he grows up, he's not going to be allowed to wear them any more.
1. Erm. *shifty eyes* You might not be exactly alone in this. 2. What you said. How could there not be any room for him? He and Santana are the only ones who didn't suck throughout November and December. Where's the love, Sinisa? 3. &hearts 4. Too right. He's just lucky we're not in charge. (I assume "no tights" is among the FC DB bylaws, y/y?)
Aw, really? How come? Is it to do with latent Lazio hate?
I think he was quite good at Lazio, and was somtimes pretty good (?) at West Ham when fit. And he had some good performances for Switerzland, too, flying up and down the flank. DEFINITELY a big whiny baby, though, cannot argue with that -- maybe ADV feels a replacement is needed for Mutu in that department? Anyway, talk seems to have died down now, with that Scotsman the preferred rumor of the day. I bet Frosty is pouting.
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3. OMG RIGHT? I love his little thumb holes so much. <33333
5. Not officially, it's just loudly rumored. We'll see -- Cassano was loudly rumored, as well, and we know how that turned out.
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2. Maybe getting rid of Cesare's shoes would change the team's luck, Sini? "FOR THE WORSE!" *Clings to shoes* (Ahaha! I typed that before I looked at the next picture and caption. Now I'm incapacitated by laughter.)
3. Wtf Ciclone banner? Is Maicon going to Fiorentina? Serve him right.
4. FUCK YES GO KROL.
5. Great, they're taking the match photos with mobile phones now. Are you proud of yourselves, Viola?
6. No pictures of a guy's back the one time I need one. Drat. ¦DDDDDD REVENGE.
7. Why the fuck is Di Vaio's nickname "The Stoat"? (That's what it says on Wikipedia.)
8. Hello, silver lining! Isn't that "Hi, Ho, Silver Lining"? Not that I care.
9. Can anyone think of a reason there are always so many photos of Cerci that doesn't involve hair? Romanisti smudges ( ... )
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2. lol I love that incredibly grouchy picture -- I sort of think he fits right in, in spite of himself.
4. Mighty Marco seems to quite like being towered over. Hmmmmmmm.
5. :( With no Europe for the foreseeable future, Fiorentina's media budget is plummeting.
6. *GLOWERS AT YOU AND DB*
7. I don't even know what a stoat is. It sounds like a Welsh wolf, or something.
8. I was greeting it, not singing at it! You are usually right about these things, tho, so I won't argue.
9. Hmmm. That would make sense, if there were fewer of LDS. Oh! Battling Roman smudges? (Why are photographers called smudges?)
10. ... Fuck. I never even registered that the news about their management meant she was gone. :((((((
12. <3 It's the cover for an album of sweet, curious songs ( ... )
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4. Eh? Is this a crotch reference? *Blows up photo* I see no unusual behaviour from either Marchionni or his crotch. And I can't focus on anything except Per anyway.
6. *Basks in being able to ignore you instead of the other way round*
7. AHAHAHA WELSH WOLF!!! XD He wishes. Stoat. Note that it's long, thin and covered with fur, making the Di Vaio thing even more confusing.
9. Busted. (I have no idea, but I use the word photographer a lot, so it makes sense to have a stock of shorter alternatives.)
13. And prettier. <3 ( ... )
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4. It is not! He just looks very content, is all.
7. *reads* Hmm. Just in the context of his advanced age, the fact that they live only 4-5 years does make the comparison seem particularly odd.
14. Ah, he does love those coats -- your tale beings to have the ring of truth. And wiki says Mudingayi was briefly at Toro, so it makes all kinds of sense!
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2. I'm glad Monty is back n stuff, really really glad actually, but I'm going to miss Donadel's special capitano-fire. grrr
3. Santana is killing me teh cute. Jeebus
4. Babacar better get all the mileage out of those purple tights that he can because when he grows up, he's not going to be allowed to wear them any more.
Not Frosty. Do not want.
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2. What you said. How could there not be any room for him? He and Santana are the only ones who didn't suck throughout November and December. Where's the love, Sinisa?
3. &hearts
4. Too right. He's just lucky we're not in charge. (I assume "no tights" is among the FC DB bylaws, y/y?)
Aw, really? How come? Is it to do with latent Lazio hate?
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I only know him from West Ham where he doesn't seem very useful. And he's kinda whiny. And there's the hair.
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... Unlikely, but I do like the idea. <3
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