1. if you're a pessimistic sort, that's pretty much it for the season: The Coppa was the only concrete thing for which the team were playing, and now that that's gone all that's left is to avoid relegation. Nonsense! They're here to take their shirts off! 2. ...Why is Mihajlovic's forehead all red? Is he coming down with scarlatina? 3. Antognoni: *JUDGES* *Snorts blackcurrant out nose* 4. Ah, look, Bojinov's looking better. (I wonder how big Babynov is by now?) 5. One of them even called him "perky" -- is that the sort of praise a footballer wants? Depends which part of him they're talking about. 6. Dear Baba: If you think you're going to succeed going out on the pitch dressed like that, you've got another thing coming. *Interested* He's going to be diphallactic? (Yes, I'm going to make fun of your spelling mistakes. It takes the focus off Fiorentina.) As for his outfit: AWWWWWW! Poor Khouma wishes he was back in Senegal. <3 I bet Cuchu will let him straight into the drag troupe, though. 7. HOLY FUCK THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE SILVER
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1. Ah, how could I forget that? I'm sure Sini spends loads of time work with them on that in training. :p 3. Sigh. I feel bad for him that he has to go to all these debacles, even if he's only drawn on a sheet. 4. HA! Finally lost that baby weight, you're saying? 6. It's not a typo, it's a valid usage now, dammit. Eventually, when enough people get something wrong, it makes way more sense than the original. So there! 8. Oh AS IF.
1. Was he any good at it in the Cretacean period when he was a footballer? 3. If the dead Lazio fan got through Lazio's last season, I'm pretty sure Antognoni can make it through. 4. XD No, I mean his son, who was already quite large last time we saw him, though not a patch on Little Luis's. 6. ...No it doesn't! 8. Martha, Martha. Why deny the boy his simple pleasures?
1. You'll need to ask AJ about that, I'm afraid. I can confirm, though, that he was way better than Mutu at free kicks, even when they played with stone balls. 3. lol Thank you for that much-needed perspective. 6. It does! I honestly think "you've got another thing coming" is a proper expression now, not to mention more grammatically pleasing than "you've got another think coming," cos what does that even mean? ("You've got another Tink coming," however, is fantastic, and suggests that Ranieri has a secret, identical twin waiting in the wings.) 8. ... Who are we talking about here, the kid with the tall head or Santana?
Low-lights of the match, knowledge of which I have only from this post:
1. Santana with shirt off. Please, no more.
2. The Tights. He looks like a kid who put on a football kit over his Purpleman costume because his mother told him he had to wear pants to preschool. 2a. Seventeen-year-olds don't get cold like grown-ups do. Sheesh. 2b. Given all the silliness in England over gloves and snoods, can you imagine what they'd do to him?
ETA: P.S. In the thing/think war, I'm on your side.
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2. ...Why is Mihajlovic's forehead all red? Is he coming down with scarlatina?
3. Antognoni: *JUDGES* *Snorts blackcurrant out nose*
4. Ah, look, Bojinov's looking better. (I wonder how big Babynov is by now?)
5. One of them even called him "perky" -- is that the sort of praise a footballer wants? Depends which part of him they're talking about.
6. Dear Baba: If you think you're going to succeed going out on the pitch dressed like that, you've got another thing coming. *Interested* He's going to be diphallactic? (Yes, I'm going to make fun of your spelling mistakes. It takes the focus off Fiorentina.) As for his outfit: AWWWWWW! Poor Khouma wishes he was back in Senegal. <3 I bet Cuchu will let him straight into the drag troupe, though.
7. HOLY FUCK THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE SILVER ( ... )
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3. Sigh. I feel bad for him that he has to go to all these debacles, even if he's only drawn on a sheet.
4. HA! Finally lost that baby weight, you're saying?
6. It's not a typo, it's a valid usage now, dammit. Eventually, when enough people get something wrong, it makes way more sense than the original. So there!
8. Oh AS IF.
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3. If the dead Lazio fan got through Lazio's last season, I'm pretty sure Antognoni can make it through.
4. XD No, I mean his son, who was already quite large last time we saw him, though not a patch on Little Luis's.
6. ...No it doesn't!
8. Martha, Martha. Why deny the boy his simple pleasures?
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3. lol Thank you for that much-needed perspective.
6. It does! I honestly think "you've got another thing coming" is a proper expression now, not to mention more grammatically pleasing than "you've got another think coming," cos what does that even mean? ("You've got another Tink coming," however, is fantastic, and suggests that Ranieri has a secret, identical twin waiting in the wings.)
8. ... Who are we talking about here, the kid with the tall head or Santana?
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ps. giovinco & camporese pic makes me lol. camporese looks like a veteran and little elf is well...little elf :P
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1. Santana with shirt off. Please, no more.
2. The Tights. He looks like a kid who put on a football kit over his Purpleman costume because his mother told him he had to wear pants to preschool.
2a. Seventeen-year-olds don't get cold like grown-ups do. Sheesh.
2b. Given all the silliness in England over gloves and snoods, can you imagine what they'd do to him?
ETA: P.S. In the thing/think war, I'm on your side.
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