so i was just sitting here in my bedroom minding my own business, and the front door opens. a girl sticks her head in slightly, we stare for awhile, and then she closes the door. i remain staring at the door for another five minutes. we live in strange times, friends.

nuerosis
stress
fat/"oh my god what's she wearing" jokes

++ better grades
++ more optimism
++ play tennis more
++ improve upon being awesome in general

NEW YORK - Actor Jerry Orbach, who played a sardonic, seen-it-all cop on TV's "Law & Order" and scored on Broadway as a song-and-dance man, has died of prostate cancer at 69, a representative of the show said Wednesday.

i have officially lost a reason to live.

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allison and i were at a gas station and a bum was tapping on my car window and being scary and when we were trying to drive away this bmw drove up and started yelling at the bum and then bmw person pulled out a pistol and kept yelling and i have never seen a gun in real life being used to threaten someone's life before and it was awesome .

i'm home.
it's weird.
call me to hang out.
two weeks.
T W O W E E K S .

today i turned 20.

not to be confused with 21.

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Closer made me feel violated and very, very dirty.