i made a friends cut because if i dont know you its weird if you can see my n00dz and stuff. but it doesnt matter since half the entries i make nowadays, less than 10 people can actually read them. stop lurking, lurkers ( Read more... )

so yesterday i got hit by a car while bikin on campus near university ave. i only have one bruise, because they were going slow, but still. its a pretty awesome bruise. and my bikes okay so i mean, i'm okay. the man who was driving's wife looked horrified. i bet he's not gonna get laid for a few days ( Read more... )

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so im like five pages through my paper and i realize wow, this is the most awful thing i have ever written.
so im starting over with a new topic.
ouuch.
i dont think i will be leaving my room all weekend.
thats probably a lie.

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so i was thinking that we should start a betting pool for when terry schiavo will finally stop living. i am a pretty good guesser and i think i could make some big bucks with this. yes?

i officially joined the ranks of the history majors. ta ta, journalism.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A former North Carolina dentist accused of using syringes to squirt semen into the mouths of female patients was charged Monday with multiple misdemeanor counts of assault on a female.

i was reading this article about this group that made this music video to be sent out to schools featuring sponge bob and miss piggy and oscar the grouch et al, anyway it was about promoting diversity (including homosexuality, shock shock shock!!) and all that jazz, and the group who is doing the video had the best quote ever ( Read more... )

two livejournals in one day oooh what an internet fucking addict,
i just wanted to say that me and sarah have decided to move , the decision came after we talked and realized that with the money we could save on living somewhere else, we could probably buy a new pair of diesel jeans every month. fucking x-treme, you know? we are thinking somewhere ( Read more... )

nothin like an getting an "A+excellent!" 10-page paper back at 830am to really jump-start your morning, especially when said paper was writtern at a blinding speed and total lack of listening to 7 days of NPR classical music, which was the point of the assignment. ilu, MUL2010 ( Read more... )