Author: Muffinbitch
Title: Crabby
Rating: PG
Summary: Atom fights crabs. In more ways than one.
Atom is battling a crab. He is fighting a clawed, hard shelled creature that lives in the ocean. Fighting is making Atom crabby. it is making him grumpy and surly. This is because Atom has crabs. Atom has a condition that makes him itchy in places not mentionable in polite society. Fighting in skin-tight lycra is not helping. Fighting the crab with crabs is only making him more crabby.
Atom wishes he didn't have to fight crabs today. He would rather be at home sulking instead.
And that's terrible.