Christmas

[forthequeen]

So. Christmas is coming. I imagine it will be the usual- Alucard will have his own plans for the day, the police girl will be out with the Wild Geese, Walter might be staying in the mansion. And I will go to church.

It's a pity I don't appreciate His birthday more.

Comments

[shinra_sucks]

Whose birthday is it? Is there going to be a party?

[brawler_brother]

Hey, Onii-san! A few people told me to look this up, so I did. This guy Christ who lived a few thousand years ago preached that everybody should live in peace and harmony in the name of his father, who was a God or something, so he had really cool powers, too. He got in big trouble for doing that and the "Romans" killed him by hanging him up on a big cross, but then he was all like "NO U" and came back to life! So he got his own religion 'cause he did that, and every year the people who follow that religion celebrate important parts of his life. And Christmas is the day he was born, so they give each other presents in honor of his God-dad giving Christ to 'em! Cool, huh?

[shinra_sucks]

So he came back to life like we did? That is pretty cool. I wonder if we should get a religion too?

[brawler_brother]

We sorta did get a religion, with those kids. I don't think anyone'd follow us without getting threatened or blackmailed into it, though. We're kind of a bad basis for a religion of peace and harmony.