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Yzak Jule | Gundam SEED/Destiny

[zaftard]

6, EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG NOW IS

[redmarksthespot]

[first there was music. then, there was a man in a pirate coat. then, there was a man in a pirate coat looking confused, and then hot]

☠ If you want it to be wild gotta know just who to dial, baby
And that's me ☠

[zaftard]

... who the hell are you and why are you singing to me.

[shifts uncomfortably after that, expression turning from a mix of surprised and angry to a little more subdued and neutral, and he mutters something under his breath ... that somewhat sounds like a tune]

If you really like it hot, get someone who hits the spot honey, oh yes...

[redmarksthespot]

Ha! I'm Captain Marvelous. It's obvious, isn't it? I'm looking for the greatest treasure in the universe.

[...also your seiyuu voices my cellphone. aw yis. folds his arms over his chest rather triumphantly, because darn that intro was showy, but instead of saying as much he accidentally sings a little]

And if you wanna get it done, babe, you gotta get the one, the one who's got it going on ... ☠

[zaftard]

The greatest... [and those lyrics] You better not be coming onto me you bastard!! I swear--

[curls his fingers into a fist because HE TOTALLY MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS, though when he opens his mouth to continue that:]

♪ If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask. Babe, he's gotta be the best, tonight it's me! ♬

[redmarksthespot]

The best? At yelling, maybe ... If you've got information on that treasure, you may as well give it to me now. I'll be getting it one way or another.

[SMARMY SMUG SMIRK OF SMARMINESS ©. gosh I am just so great. it really is great to be me.]

Listen up, alright? -- If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy.

[zaftard]

DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL YOU ASSHOLE?!

YOU LISTEN UP! ♬ If you really want it good, girl, get yourself a bad boy ♬

[redmarksthespot]

If you're going to make it a fight, at least make it showy!

Got it? ☠ Get it like it could be, would be, yeah like it should be!

[zaftard]

[AS HE SWINGS A PUNCH:]

♪ If you want to be a good, girl, Get yourself a bad boy! ♪

[redmarksthespot]

[DUCK! DODGE! SPIN! KICK AT THE GIRLY MAN WITH FINE LEATHER BOOTS BEFITTING THE GREATEST PIRATE]

If you like innovative, better get someone creative, honey, yes!

[zaftard]

[DROPS TO THE GROUND TO AVOID, REACHES OUT TO GRAB HIS LEG AND ... hold onto it for a second to feel because it feels pretty nice, hey, BEFORE PULLING AT IT HARD!!]

♬ And if you want it to be jammin´, gotta get somebody slammin´ baby. Oh, yes! ♪

[redmarksthespot]

[you have left my fists wide open. fists to reach for my gun with]

If you wanna get it done babe, you gotta get the one, the one who's got it goin' on ☠

[zaftard]

FIGHT LIKE A REAL MAN YOU COWARD.

NOT TO MENTION, AND ♪ If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask. Babe, he's gotta be the best, tonight it's me! ♬

[redmarksthespot]

This is how a pirate should do it! Got to keep it interesting, right? That's why if you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy.