Entry 15

[forthedefense]

This is infuriating. Where does that big red oaf get off, saying things like that about people he doesn't know? People... People of ill repute should watch what they say about people with actual moral character. Really! And what was up with that one guy, coming in before I got to bloody that moron up? This is cruel. I need to make that oversized

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[sciencespeaks]

Hmm... Nick, from my scientific reasoning, I have concluded that you are intoxicated, as well as harboring some "vengeful" feelings.

[forthedefense]

Only slightly to the first; completely to the second.

[sciencespeaks]

Aha! What initiated such passionate rage? I hope you wouldn't consider doing anything too drastic, like force feeding anyone fire ants. You can get hung for that in Texas, you know.

[forthedefense]

I had not yet considered that option, but it sounds like a possibility to me. Where do you find fire ants in large quantities?

[missingedge]

Wright, you are severely inebriated and need to stop writing before you say something you are truly going to regret.

[forthedefense]

Miles, I am only slightly inebriated. I intend to become severely inebriated, but I have not yet reached my goal.

I don't see why you care, either, unless you have again decided to love me.

Locked MOFO D:

[missingedge]

You are inebriated enough to say something like that for the public to see, therefore I think you have had enough.

Not locked~

[forthedefense]

The whole of Avoria already knows we're in love. You reacted a bit like this the first time, too...

I have only had two beers and a shot of tequila or two. The rest of the bottle is right here. Come get drunk with me.