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fortalkingback

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Apr 30, 2009 11:20

Great. I can't even fib about using the last of Karolina's shampoo. I was out. Now she is, too. My bad.

So what is it? A curse that only allows you to tell the truth? That compels you to tell the truth, maybe? So I could just broadcast something like: Why yes, City, it's true what they say about Jewish girls. (If you know what I mean.)... Yeah. ( Read more... )

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punchlikeagirl April 30 2009, 15:56:09 UTC

They have Jewish mothers.

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 15:58:50 UTC

Well, yeah. That too.

punchlikeagirl April 30 2009, 15:59:16 UTC

Let's just leave it at that then.

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:02:58 UTC

Probably for the best, yeah.

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Also cursed. tofuinthesky April 30 2009, 15:56:31 UTC

I really do want you to buy me another bottle as an apology. If you asked, I wouldn't be so annoyed, but you didn't so I am.

And can you stop being so perverted for once?

oh snap. :| fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:01:52 UTC

I couldn't ask, I was in the shower. I'll buy you another bottle, though, sure. Sorry.

... No? Right, yeah. No, I can't.

there'll be some apologizing tomorrow. tofuinthesky April 30 2009, 16:06:04 UTC

Then you could have waited, Chase. Sometimes, I think you're just impatient.

God, sometimes I really hate boys.

Oh, word. fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:11:27 UTC

Well, I forgot I ran out and then got in the shower and then figured it out, and... Yeah.

Look, just because your girlfriend's checked out and you're not getting any doesn't mean you get to trash my, er... Relations. Like you don't appreciate a good rack when you see one. Really, K.

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girlwithabow April 30 2009, 15:56:52 UTC

Ask Billy.

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:02:29 UTC

About Jewish girls?

girlwithabow April 30 2009, 16:06:32 UTC

About Jewish girls because he is a Jewish boy.

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:13:18 UTC

See? Didn't know that.

I'm totally not going to ask, though. I mean, it might be funny if it applies still, but no. TMI.

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adamantined April 30 2009, 16:20:36 UTC

What do they say about Jewish girls?

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:23:48 UTC

Oh, for the love of--

Oral sex. They're talented.

1/2 adamantined April 30 2009, 16:24:55 UTC

Oh.

adamantined April 30 2009, 16:25:05 UTC

I thought that was just sluts in general.

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politehulk April 30 2009, 16:28:11 UTC

Smooth. But I guess I can't say anything, I'm probably cursed too and going to say something really stupid at some point.

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:40:19 UTC

I mean, I say stupid crap all of the time, but that's just a little much.

politehulk April 30 2009, 16:41:45 UTC

I'm gaining a new appreciation for lying. And keeping my mouth shut.

fortalkingback April 30 2009, 16:44:51 UTC

You aren't kidding. Me, too.

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