World of Warcraft withdrawl: Day 1; Hour 1

[forsakenlydia13]

It seems my free trial for WoW has come to a hault and the Sims no longer seems satisfactory. My dilema is this: WoW costs money, $40 to be exact, money that I don't have, but hopefully will soon. Will I survive without my precious human warlock named Khitti, my lovely troll shaman Calypsi, the druid night elf Narylfiel or even my quite neglected

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[michael_haddix]

The world was astounded when scientists in Nevada announced they had discovered something that sucks more than Paul's mom. The claim was dismissed as false, however, when it was found that Paul's mom had actually bribed the scientists with "favors".

[forsakenlydia13]

HA! I knew it! I knew the rumors weren't true!

Damned dirty woman! I bet she told Blizzard to hate me! She bribed them too!