Two People One Blanket; Mass meme!

[formulanekotic]

Two People One Blanket
A classic 'shack in a blizzard' ic meme

It's the blizzard of the century and for some ungodly reason you're out in it.
Why? You can ask yourself that as you lose your feeling in your appendages.
You might even see an icicle on your nose.

But there's hope! Hope in the shape of an old shack.

And inside, one blanket.

Now there's

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[biladi]

[WHY IS HE HERE.

IT'S SO COLD.

IT ISN'T HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE IN WEATHER LIKE THIS.

SO COLD. HE'S GOING TO DIE.]

...

[Poor Egypt's trying to wrap himself up in the blanket like a cocoon. Can't. Stop. Shivering.]

[onewith]

[ SUP EGYPT

Have the one person who could not care less about how cold you are. She begins pulling the blanket off of you. ]

[biladi]

!! [ NO. STOP. HE NEEDS IT. HE NEEDS TO LIVE.

T-tugs back with shaking hands. Fffff. ]

[onewith]

[ No, no, that won't do. Belarus takes out her knife.

And begins cutting the blanket off of Egypt, hacking through the fabric. ]

Give.

[biladi]

[ No. Stop. Stop that! TT__TT Egypt's nowhere near used to anything this cold. Are you just gonna let him freeze to death? ]

Ngh...

[ He's letting go and rolling out of the makeshift cocoon before that knife gets anywhere near him. Sob. ]

[onewith]

[ Yes. Yes, she will. Happily. ]

Bastard listens. Good.

[biladi]

[ Sob. C-can Belarus at least share the blanket? ]

[onewith]

[ No. ]

Cold?

[ staring at you. ]

[biladi]

[ If the ENDLESS SHIVERING isn't big enough of a hint, he's nodding repeatedly now. Sitting on the ground with his knees brought up to his chest, arms wrapped around his legs, too. ]

[onewith]

[ Well, his presence really doesn't bother her too much because he's pretty non-threatening. She doesn't even mind that he doesn't talk. ]

Will freeze to death?

[biladi]

[ Too cold to even sling threats on Belarus' life, man. Not that he'd do that, no matter how crazy he's heard she is. ]

Ffff...

[ Egypt buries his head in his knees and begins to rock back and forth slowly. Either he dies from hypothermia or at Belarus' hands. FML. ]

[onewith]

.....

[ While he looks down, Egypt will feel the blanket being tossed over him again. ]

[biladi]

...

...?

[ She's showing mercy? What is this. Egypt looks up slooowly... ]

[onewith]

[ Her voice sounds sweet. ]

What is your opinion on brother?

[ BETTER ANSWER THAT ONE REAL CAREFULLY, BRO ]

[biladi]

!!

[ Oh God. ]

N-nice... V-visits l-lots... [ Shitload of Russian tourists. Egypt's always very nice to them, honest. THEIR BOSSES GET ALONG but he's not sure if he can say that without his teeth clattering. ]

[onewith]

[ She seems pretty satisfied with that. ]

Да. Good.