I SPREAD THE SQUEE
Zack has a last name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Officially. Zack Fair
http://www.adventchildren.net/ Edit: Please inform the Zack muse that's decided it's cute to sing that this ditty he made up is horribly cheesy.
Hello,
my name is Fair.
Zack Fair to be precise.
You haven't heard my name you say?
Well fair is fair,
and fair is me,
and you can't get fairer than me.
Now never worry,
it's just a charm,
and come round here,
I'll save you harm.
Now just remember,
now at the rest.
That fair is me,
and I'm the best.