Nine.

[forgetting_rose]

Paint some buying was I, so? Shop furniture this found I when sidetracked got I. Paint of cans four as well as lamp new a bought I! Apartment the paint to wait can't just. Bedroom the for blue and, bathroom the for yellow, kitchen the for pink, room living the for green. Yeah, beautiful

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[belligerency]

... Okay, Yoda.

[forgetting_rose]

Yoda? Wars Star off man green little the mean you? Then, about that what's?

[barrelspazz]

Er... W-what? Sorry, you're not really making sense...! At all--!

[forgetting_rose]

Yeah, sense perfect make I? Understand don't I.

[barrelspazz]

Is this some sort of joke? It's not very funny...!

[forgetting_rose]

Joke a not it's! I aren't, English perfect talking I'm?

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Um.

I think I heard my name in there somewhere. Er---unless you meant the other Sam?

[listens CAREFULLY]

[forgetting_rose]

[Says it quite slowly]

Sam, knit to learn to want? Anytime you teach I'll.

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[Sambrain is processing...]

Okay. You...you're talking backwards. Is this that curfew thing? Probably. Okay. It's not so bad---I mean, there was this time when I was, like, nine and got hexed. Spent the next week solid speaking pig latin. Dean tried to duct-tape my mouth shut twice.

Knit to learn...? Knit! Uh, yeah! Whenever you're free. And not, um. Talking backwards.

[forgetting_rose]

[Someone understands! Yes!]

Yeah, curfew after out was I. Hurt would it think didn't I so, though bit a only. Backwards talking really I am?

Whenever free I'm. Last this'll long how know you do?