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I've decided what I want to do with my life. I want to become a hunter, but only for birds. And to hell with living in the woods and shooting the damn things legally; I will go around little neighborhoods and shoot them all. And in the cities. Anywhere there is a bird and a teenager loosing sleep, I will be there with my shotgun ( Read more... )

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My sleeping pattern is extremely off. I am on maternity leave, but I might as well be at school because I'm getting less sleep this way ( Read more... )

It's been 159 days since I joined xanga. I am most proud. I never make commitments this long unless it involves world domination. But that's a serious commitment, not the kind you dating-whores would ever understand ( Read more... )

Person x and y have the following conversation about y's 3 kids ( Read more... )

Between this house and school, I don't know how much longer I will hold in my voice. I never want to argue. I never speak when I'm right because it would just make me wrong. I never ask for consideration, because it would make me selfish. I can't act immature because I'm supposed to be older. I can't act older because of my age. Jokes are illegal, ( Read more... )

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It amazes me how blind you are. How can you seriously miss something so obvious? Your son is depressed because of what his parents are doing. YOU and JOE. Not just Joe. YOU AND Joe. Maybe it's because you keep feeding him crap that isn't true, and then he gets confused. Leave him the fuck alone. You got me, you got Michael, now you have David. ( Read more... )

DYFS is a terrible invention. What the fuck is going on!?

*STAB!*