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[forevermae]

nicole johnson; A retired prostitute died today trying to save the president from being shot. At 186 pounds and a mother of 2 children she had a wonderful marriage with M. Johnson. A few weeks before her death, M. Johnson and her had a divorce due to Mr. Johnson comitting adultry with Nicoles older brother. Her alpaca will miss their lovely

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maria zedong;

[hisbrighteyes]

Maria Zedong served her life as the head prostituteate cancer researcher at Harrison Hospital. Today, the series of Hannibal lector murders have claimed her life. She was born on July seventh and she is the seventh victim of these cases, coincidence? A leak in the supposedly trusted sources of the investigators of her murder, have informed the public that her murderer is possibly linked to the newly revived communist China. She lived a noble life, making great advances to testicular sciences. At 26, she alone, patented the first Icy-Hot filled testicle implants, which were able to relieve soreness in the scrotum, provide a cooling sensation, and give back the manhood of those less fortunate men. But, she will be most remembered for her marriage to Mao Zedong XII. Only after a seemingly happy 3 years of marriage, Maria filed a divorce from Zedong, after finding him at a brothel where her younger sister, Nicole Johnson, worked. Settlements from the marriage included the Great Wall of China, China Town of San Francisco, and the Zedong