By request of
@cutebutpsycho76. ("write up a little advice column starring a fictional, antisocial character") Please send all blame for the following in her direction.
Rorschach's Advice Column; February 7, 2010Arrived in Virginia to investigate murder by snowdrift. Rode Metro to crime scene. Metro much cleaner than subway. People on train do not
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Added you, please do not feel obliged to add me back unless you are flocking fanart and fic (I have to add someone that likes Pratchett and Watchmen).
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I don't generally lock things, but I don't mind adding new friends anyway. Welcome! :)
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A+++
Rorschach gives excellent advice. In fact, I have a question...
Dear Rorschach,
I want to be a vigilante like you, but every time I fight scum on the streets, my nail polish will get chipped or I'll break a nail. I don't want to compromise my shiny nails in the pursuit of justice; what should I do?
The Manicured Mangler
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...Rorschach will have to answer this next time he's in town. Maybe if he gets a couple more questions he'll come to town again. :)
...btw, I don't know if you know I write a similar "advice journal" as Deadpool: http://ask-deadpool.livejournal.com/ :)
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This was really hilarious, though.
Sleigh bells do not exist in D.C. area. You are very lost.
Kind of killed me. xD So helpful Rory, so helpful.
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Yes, Rorschach is *always* who you'd want to turn to for advice. Heh.
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And... you know you want to write the EPIC CROSSOVER just as much as I want to read it. Which is a lot.
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...Perhaps someday, yeeeeeesssss. Hee.
Although I do feel like I should try to catch up on Ask Deadpool a bit first. So behind! It's tragic, really. ;)
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