Cottage industries should form a commune...elsewhere

[foresthouse]

Dude, seriously - I know people are trying to make money every which way they can, but is it really so hard to make up a poem to put on a baby shower invitation or favor that it's necessary to have people you can pay to do it for you? Or guides on how to do it yourself? I mean, really. It's not that hard

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[elfie_chan]

The presents and wishes
Are all in a heap
What I really wanted
Was a whole night's sleep.

Okay, it doesn't scan, but it might with a little work. Hee.

Have you tried Googling "baby quotes"? Here's a nice page, if you ignore all the raggin'-fraggin' ads: http://www.allgreatquotes.com/baby_quotes.shtml

[foresthouse]

HEE. I love it.

I'll check out that site, thanks!

[addygryff]

Heh, fun, I like the last one.

I'd give it a go as well, but I've been told my poetry is the 4th worst in the universe, so I'd better not share. *g*

It's pretty strange, but there are even weirder ways to earn money, apparently someone is trying to sell LJ icons now. (Orso I heard.)

[foresthouse]

Are you like a Vogon when it comes to poetry?

[foresthouse]

P.S. What? I wonder how much I could make on icons. Hee.

[foresthouse]

HEEEE. Love it.

[foresthouse]

Perfect for an inscription on a diaper-shaped cake (which, I kid you not, some people really do for showers). Hee.

[foresthouse]

That's ok. You crack me up.