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[canadaaaa]

T-tenth best? Tenth?! Wow, ahaha, I, ah -- I don't know what to say.

My -- pfffffft -- condolances to the bottom ten!

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[ponyplanes]

I'm not even on that list! Like, what gives??

[ponyplanes]

Uuuuuuuuuum, idgi.

[canadaaaa]

A-alright, let's... take this step by step. So you get your bucket and you get your tap, and you go find a maple tree, okay?

[ponyplanes]

I'm following so far!

[canadaaaa]

Okay, so you take your tap and, ah, stick it in the maple tree and put the bucket under the tap, right?

[ponyplanes]

[nod nod]

[canadaaaa]

Then the sap runs down from the tree, out of the tap, and into the bucket -- but that's just the sap, not the syrup, eh?

[ponyplanes]

Like, what's wrong with using it then?

[canadaaaa]

Well, you've gotta boil it to make sure it's -- sanitary, eh? Plus it needs to thicken and you can throw a few extra things into it just to give it more flavour, I guess. Sap'd be pretty nasty on -- well, anything, really.