DAZZLE MOTHERFUCKER

[fordanglia]

Still no sign of Memphis's leaf, but no problem; he seems just as entertained by a hang tag from Claire's:

Comments

[iamshadow]

I want to bring a bucket of glitter and throw it at suspecting srs bzns fans while screaming "DAZZLE MOTHERFUCKER"

Make sure you're standing by with a camera when she does this. I want photos of seriously pissed off Edward/Bella shippers glittering like tacky jewellery.

[fordanglia]

Being drunk, any glitter I carried wouldn't make it to the cinema. It'd be all over the ground like a bloody Yellow Brick Road.

[landfill_sky]

Your icon is epic!

[fordanglia]

Of course they should. They're all but fangirling SHITSTAINS.

[adolwyn]

OHMYGOD.

Your Dazzle Bucket is epic. Drunken or not, just throwing glitter on people would be worth so very much laughing. :D

[fordanglia]

whaleteeth BRINGS LULZ TO ONE AND ALL.

[eatmyphotons]

Kind of like the time we snuck beers and a box of Dad's Goody Rings into Borat and drank them through straws loool... I probably will end up seeing Twilight if only for the lulz

[fordanglia]

Oh man, I want some Goody Rings right now. Om nom nom.

You should join the drunken!Twilight Viewing!

[eatmyphotons]

SO THERE.

[fordanglia]

I smell a PAR-TAY.

[landfill_sky]

Going drunk!? Fuck, why didn't I think of that?! I could round up a few friends to come with me and get crunk and make fun of the fans.
Serves them right for shitting on Harry Potter.

'I want to bring a bucket of glitter and throw it at suspecting srs bzns fans while screaming "DAZZLE MOTHERFUCKER"'

This sounds fucking epic.
Photos. Must have photos.

[fordanglia]

Let's start a worldwide party. DRUNKEN FAUX-FANS FOR DAZZLING TWILIGHT VIEWINGS!