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Title: Beautiful Disaster
Pairing: JongYu
Rating: PG-15 for swearing, innuendo and almost-sex
Genre: Fantasy? Romance, fluff and bad! Attempt at humor
Warning: GENDERSWITCH aka Girl! Jinki, bad! Attempt at humor, molesting the GIRL! Jinki, References to “You’re beautiful” Drama, Very much OoC-ness
Disclaimer: I own nothing. And I took some translation from K.WILL’s present/gift for this fic ^^
Beta: Unni meggayi
Summary: Okay, he didn’t sign that damn contract for shit like this. Crazy schedules, crazy fans, crazy antis, crazy netizens… that he could handle… but this absurd shit? Men turning into women? Of course, just believe and depend to K-POP to do something like that.
A/N: for my unni, because she always give me a notice if her fic is out, go read her fic it’s awesome^^ and MIANHAE UNNI T_T in the end I changed his gender T^T I hope you don’t mind T,T
And so sorry it’s late, I’m on vacation in my aunt’s home for several days ^^
Prompt: Eating pepero stick at home, Cadbury chocolate bar, cuddling, sweet nothings, manly Jonghyun (I bet it’s because my last fic is girly! Jjong, right XD) and Girly! Jinki
R/R <3
NB. Although onew’s gender has changed, I’ll address him as “HIM/HE/HIS”
Taemin woke up slowly. He smiled when he remembered they had a day off. Taemin sighed when he felt his body was heavy. His hyung always rolled on top of him T^T he should change his bed with Jonghyun hyung. Finally Taemin pushed his hyung’s chest. But instead of finding hard chest, Taemin found soft, curved thingy in his grasp. Taemin blinked his eyes blearily and looked at his surroundings. Dorms, His own bed. With Onew-hyung and his big breast, right, nothing wrong…
Right…
Onew hyung and breasts…
Mmmhmmm…
Taemin thought and pushed his hyung to his own bed at the center. His hyung lay sprawled on the bed, he saw onew’s chest and that’s when the shit hit the fan.
Wait…
Onew hyung is a man…
Namja…
Men did not have breast that’s as big and as soft as onew hyung, right? Or is he a Noona? Is He a SHE? Was it like Go Minam????? We’re shooting “you’re beautiful” all along and onew hyung lied to us??
OMG STOP THINKING YOU BRAIN! DAMN!
Taemin blinked, it’s not like he’s slow or something… this kind of situation is just too absurd and… hard to process by his poor innocent(?) brain.
Okay, he didn’t sign that damn contract for shit like this. Crazy schedules, crazy fans, crazy antis, crazy netizens… that he could handle… but this absurd shit? Men turning into women? Of course, just believe and depend to K-POP to do something like that.
“KIBUM HYUUUUUUUUUUNGGGGGGGGGG” Taemin shrieked
“Mwoooooooo??” Key hurriedly came into the bedroom. He scanned the room quickly and beside the stupidly sleeping Onew and horrified Taemin, he didn’t see anything wrong…yet.
“I… I think I’m having a bad dream or something…” Taemin looked at him with wide, confused, innocent eyes. Key’s heart melted when he saw such sight. He rushed and hugged Taemin.
“Aigoo… aigoo my son… what happened?” Key said as he stroked Taemin’s head softly.
“Onew hyung….Onew hyung is Go Minam??” Taemin Said confusedly.
“I… Beg your pardon???”
“I… I thought I saw huge and soft looking breasts on Onew hyung’s supposedly flat chest??”
Key blinked and let go Taemin’s body to check their leader’s body.
Onew’s hair was longer by an inch or two and his face was kind of softened up. There’s no single hair on that face and some changes that Key couldn’t put his finger on it but it does change. Key’s sight travelled to his neck and found a smooth, pale neck, and much to his dismay, WITHOUT Adam apple. Key gulped and braced himself. His gaze traveled down and was met with two perfectly rounded breasts. It was pale, smooth, looked soft and bouncy and…. And so girly… Key tried not to faint. He even never thought that the day had finally come when he use the term “So Girly” on anyone in his group. That just felt so wrong in so many levels.
“Oh My God…“ Key muttered and he finally smacked Onew’s hand.
“Yah! Ireona! Ppalliiiiiiiii!”
Onew muttered some incoherent words and although Key was pretty sure it’s Hangul, he didn’t understand it one bit.
“YAAAHHH!” Key shouted in his ears.
“Eeeepppp” Onew said and woke groggily.
Eeeeppp?? Key and Taemin thought simultaneously. Since when that deep voice turned to sounds annoyingly high like Jessica Noona?
“Hyung…” Taemin called.
“Mwo?” said the soft and very girly voice.
Key’s face blanched. He swore dealing with men turning into women never occurred in his contract!
“Hyung, Your breast…” Taemin said.
“Mmm? My what?”
“Your breasts, Lee Jinki hyung” Key said. Onew woke up instantly and looked at his breast.
“What? What was this thing doing in my chest??” He(she?) exclaimed.
“I believe that thing in your supposedly flat chest is called “Breast” by humankind” Key answered sarcastically.
“And why it was there?” Onew said and poke his two rounded breast.
“I had no fucking clue about why it had occurred in the first place… And goddamit hyung! Stop poking at your own breasts! It’s, it’s disturbing!” Key exclaimed.
“Can I touch it hyung? People said they could tell if it was implant or real by touching them…” Taemin said rather innocently.
“No!” Key said, terrified.
“Sure?”
Taemin grinned and just squished his hyung’s breasts. It was as big and as soft as it seemed, and damn, it’s so fucking squishy!
“OMG CAN’T UNSEEEEEEEEEE” Key wailed as the image of his innocent(?) son squishing his hyung’s(noona’s?) breasts burned in his memory.
Suddenly the flaming charisma bursted into the room.
“JINKI HYUNG LET’S DO SOMETHING, SOCCER MATCH OR ANYTHING! WHEEEEE WORLD CUP!” He shouted happily when he stopped dead.
He saw Taemin, Lee Fucking Taemin, squishing Onew hyung’s breasts.
Wait, I didn’t know Onew Hyung had breasts or something… wait a minute… is that cancers? Breast cancers?? I knew men could catch that too but…seriously? Poor hyung….
“Hyung, don’t tell me you get breasts cancer…” Minho paled slightly.
“I… Don’t think that breast cancers could swell like this?” He said innocently; Head tilted in wonder with pointy finger in his pink lips. Minho gulped. If he wasn’t gay already, he thought he would love to ravish that innocence that presented right in front of his eyes.
“Oh… Um, then why?”
“Uh… I don’t know…? Taemin ah, you can stop squishing my breasts” Onew said uncomfortably.
“But Hyung! It’s so squishy!” Taemin pouted, although he did put out his hands.
“So… You changed yourself in one night into a girl?” Minho asked; just to make sure.
“Uh-huh…” Onew nodded. Minho blinked his big eyes slowly.
“…. Right, I’ll just play with Suju hyungdeul….” He said.
Silence dawned in the bedroom, before Minho’s head slowly popped again.
“Hyung, just want to say… maybe you needed to check your… bits…” He said and fled.
Onew peeked to his pants.
Minho thought he made a right choice to flee because next, Onew’s high pitched shriek could be heard in radius 5 km.
Hmm… well, Men turning into women were strange. But after all, K-pop is all about drama….Maybe I should ask Suju Hyungdeul… maybe they’d know something… they’re longer in this showbiz business AND they had Heechul hyung… Minho thought as he jogged to Suju’s apartment.
Meanwhile in SHINee’s dorm…
“OMG I AM NO LONGER A MAAAANNNNN” Onew wailed into Key’s embrace. Key patted Onew’s back rather awkwardly.
“Go find Jonghyun!” Key hissed to Taemin.
Taemin looked weird for a moment before he nodded and scrambled to his feet.
“Oh, hush… you’re still Lee Jinki… Our magnificent leader and our cute and fail hyung… err… Noona” Key tried to comfort him, but Onew only wailed harder.
“MY GOD KIBUMMMM YOU ARE ALL I HAVE… well, beside hyunnie….”Onew sobbed. Then a thought struck him rather harshly. “OH MY GOD HYUNNIEEEEEE… WHAT WOULD HE THINK AFTER HE SEES ME LIKE THISSSS??” Onew sobbed harder.
“Sssshhh…”Key tried to calm him down. Eventually, Onew’s sob subsided into occasional sniff.
“Would Jonghyun still love me after he saw me like this?" he asked in quiet voice.
“Oh, Oh, hyung… Jonghyun is not a shallow man… I can assure you that… he was head over heels for you, hyung! And I still remember his ridiculous effort to get you to be his boyfriend… he wouldn’t let go of you, hyung… not after all you’ve done together…” Key whispered as he stroked Onew’s head. Onew hugged Key a little bit tighter.
“Gamsahamnida… I don’t know what I’ll do without you…”Onew whispered.
“Of course, I could not imagine what would happen to this household if I’m not here… I’m the almighty Key after all…” He said with a flip of hair.
And for the first time after the disaster, Onew’s laugh filled the air.
***
Hyung, come back to the dorm, something has happened to Jinki Hyung…
Jonghyun read the message from Taemin over and over. He stared at the traffic. Bloody morning radio shows… he knew he shouldn’t let Amber persuade him but whatever…
“It seemed that there’s a car crash…” The driver hyung said.
Jonghyun clunked his tongue impatiently.
“Hyung, I’m going to run now, it’s not that far” Jonghyun finally said. He opened the door and ran.
“Wait! Sheesh, damn idol…..” Manager-hyung muttered.
Meanwhile, Jonghyun ran blindly. His mind was filled with worries for his beloved. Please, don’t let anything bad happen to him… Jonghyun prayed in his mind.
***
“Quite an asset you had there…It looks like 36 B… Hmmm… I’m not sure if there’s any bra that fit yours here…Luckily we’ll go to Singapore tomorrow… seeessshhh… why did Korean girls have no breasts whatsoever…” Key muttered.
Onew blushed at the thought of lingerie and such.
“So, can we plan a shopping trip this afternoon? You don’t want those breasts of yours get ruined by having no bra, right?” Key asked.
“Um…Okay??” Onew said.
“And oh, finally we could have some use of those make up and wigs the fans gave me for fun…I never thought the day I’d use those things would come to my life…”
“Make up? Wigs?” Onew asked in horror.
“Uh-huh… you don’t want to get recognized by fans, didn’t you? You knew how much of a stalker they were…”
“But…” Onew’s sentence got cut as the front door slammed.
“Jinki-ya! Jagi!” Jonghyun shouted.
“Eeeeppp, I’m not here!” Onew said as he hid behind the blanket.
Key rolled his eyes.
“We’re here!” Key shouted.
Onew peeked from the blanket and mouthed “I hate you” to Key. Key only stared at him. "I’ll humbly receive my thanks later” He said wryly.
“Jagiya!” Jonghyun said as he leaped to the bed.
“Kyaaa~” Onew said and hid himself with the blanket.
“Kyaaa??” Jonghyun asked to Key. Key only shrugged.
“Please don’t mind me, I’ll just leave you lovebirds alone…” Key said dryly and left.
“Jagi? What happened? Please talk to me…” Jonghyun said as he peeled the blanket gently.
He was quite shocked to see Onew’s face changed. Well, it softened somehow…
“Umm… the strangest thing happens?” Onew said and Jonghyun found himself stared dumbly at oh so girly voice that greeted him.
As Onew lowered his blanket, Jonghyun thought he’s going to faint.
“Is that thing on your chest…?”
Onew lowered his head. He knew that Jjong would think that he’s a freak.
“Jagiya…what happened?” Jonghyun asked gently.
“I don’t know okay! I just woke up this morning and THIS happened…” Onew said in frustration. Tears sprang to his eyes and he wiped it hastily. Great, now my boyfriend thought that I’m a freak and he’s going to break up with me…Onew thought as tears ran down his pinkish cheeks.
“Jagi… uljima… (don’t cry)…jebal (please)…” Jonghyun said as he wiped Onew’s tears gently with his thumb.
“But I’m a freak! Who wants to be a boyfriend of a FREAK?!” Onew yelled.
“I want to” Jonghyun said.
“But you’re Gay… and I’m a girl…” Onew said miserably.
“Well, I believe it won’t last long…”
“But how if it’ll be going like this forever?” Onew whispered in quiet voice.
“Then I’ll always love you like I did before” Jonghyun said.
“But…”
“Nal barabwa (look at me)”Jonghyun said as he forced Onew to look at him.
“I said my love for you is eternal, and I’m serious of that… no matter what happen, I’ll always love you” Jonghyun said gently. “Besides, it’s not like I’m Gay, I’m just Jinki-sexual…”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, actually I’m pretty much straight… I love boobs and all… but in the end, the one I love just happens to be a guy… if that made me a Gay then so be it… but I don’t think that I could be defined as Gay because I just never looked at other guys like that. It’s just you all along…” Jonghyun said.
“Jinjja?”
“100%... Because even if the body changed, the person inside remains the same. So it didn’t matter for me if you’re a boy of girl, I just love you. It’s as simple as that” Jonghyun said to that innocent eyes.
“Oh, Hyunnie…” Onew said and leaped to hug him.
“Ooompf” they both fall to the bed. The sensation of soft and curvy body was different, but since it’s still Lee Jinki, it didn’t matter. Onew kissed him. Their kiss was chaste and innocent and neither wanted to make it deeper, they just relished in their love. After some time, Onew pulled over.
“Hyunnie… what’s been poking me “there”?”Onew asked innocently, but the glint in his eyes told them otherwise.
Jonghyun laughed.
“Something for you, if you wanted it, that is…”
“Umm… chicken?” Onew asked hopefully.
“Nope, even tough I wanted to, I couldn’t fit it in my trousers…” Jonghyun said amusedly.
“Well, it’s won’t hurt for trying…” Onew pouted.
“Yep, keep guessing”
“Hmmm… what was it? A hard thing inside your trousers?? Hmmm I wonder…” Onew said with a seductive voice. Jonghyun laughed again.
“You pervy, it’s not what you think… it’s just a Cadbury chocolate bar that Amber gave me as a thanks… and it’s melted already, that damn girl…”
“Yah, you wanted to give your lover a secondhand gift that melted already?”
“Well, if you wanted it… if not, I’ll eat it by myself” Jonghyun said and shrugged.
“Humph, fine, gimme” Onew said as he groped Jonghyun.
“Yah, Yah! Watch your hands!”
“What about my hands?” Onew grinned.
“Yah, don’t, Ahhnn…”
“Got it” Onew said as he retreat his hands happily, with the Cadbury chocolate bars of course, leaving Jonghyun all hot and bothered.
“Y-you…arghh”
“But you say don’t,” Onew said as he innocently munching the chocolate. Jonghyun ran his hands through his hair in frustration. He closed his eyes and think of unsexy thoughts. When he was calm enough, he looked at his lover, who made a mess on his face.
“You ate like a child” Jonghyun said fondly.
“I’m not” Onew said, and he sounded suspiciously like a petulant five years old.
“You are”
“I’m not”
“Well, fine. Keep your delusion that you ate with manner with that much chocolate around your mouth” Jonghyun bickered. Onew pouted and finished it in one large bite.
“I just wanted to ask you for a bite, was it still good?” Jonghyun said.
“I don’t know, it tasted just like chocolate to me” He said nonchalantly
“Really?” Jonghyun said and kissed Onew. He literally licked Onew’s face clean from the chocolate.
“It tasted just like a chocolate, right?” Onew asked.
“Hmm, I’m not sure… it tasted salty…”
“Eh? WAE?” Onew asked incredulously.
“Because you took all the sweetness” Jonghyun said.
“Yah!” Onew blushed prettily and hit Jonghyun’s shoulder. Jonghyun laughed his ass off. As a man, Onew was pretty much fed up with the corniness, but as a woman… well, he had woman heart, and they love flattery no matter what they said.
“My god, this is interesting indeed…” He said amusedly.
“YAH! Is this the kind of reality that you wanted??” Onew pouted.
“Kekeke Jagi… that’s usually my line”
Onew hit him.
***
Onew was moaning.
In desperation, mind you. Key’s prediction was right; he could only found a few bras for his size after HOURS of searching. He couldn’t stop blushing at the sight of lingerie in front of his eyes. He NEVER knew how lacy lingerie could be… or flowery…or overly cute or sexy… whatever…
After taking some sexy and cute lingerie, they bought clothes. Key gushed at how cute and how pretty Onew was. It seemed like in his head, Onew as a Man and Onew as a woman was different. Onew asked his suspicions and Key confirmed that.
“I don’t know how to treat you… so I’m just going to pretend you have a twin sister… until all this absurdity sank in my fragile mind” Key answered truthfully.
“Fragile mind my ass…” Onew muttered.
“Mworago?”
Onew shook his head.
“Oh look, its pink!” Onew pointed at pink-nearby clothes. He successfully distracted him.
Key squealed and dragged Onew there. Key cheerfully chose the clothes while Onew distressed himself. He looked at the extremely sugar-high Key. Well, not exactly sugar-high, but you get the point. Where the hell all that energy did came from? It’s fucking three hours already and he’s not tired even the slightest. God… please spare me from this torture T_T
***
It was one week after “The Disaster” and somehow they managed to cope with anything. Onew tried so hard to lower his voice and he’s doing a damn great job. They’re not going to realize that Onew is a girl now. Except if they examined him thoroughly.
Jonghyun was happily eating his pepero sticks that a fan gave him. His fave was the strawberry coated one and he had plenty of them. Suddenly Onew bursted to the room.
“Don’t” Onew say when Jonghyun looked at him and ready to throw comments.
Jonghyun frowned, and then shrugged. Truth be told, Onew was cute. He wore a baby-blue off-shoulder sweater with long sleeve that it almost covered all his hands to his fingertips. His hair was tied into two pigtails with blue ribbons. He wore white hot pants and cartoon socks.
Jonghyun was going to tell him that he’s so very cute and he didn’t mind a kiss or two… or more than that. But in the end he told him so.
“You looked so cute” He commented nonchalantly as he munched his pepero sticks slowly. Onew looked at him sharply.
“You meant I looked HIDEOUS in these clothes, right? Bloody Key and his hobby to dress-up people” Onew muttered angrily. Jonghyun looked at him confusedly.
“No, you looked cute. Why did you think you look hideous?” he said and his long pepero stick broke in the middle. He pouted and just threw that blasted pepero sticks to his mouth.
“Because I’m in a girl’s clothes. Of course I looked HIDEOUS” Onew fumed.
“But you are a girl now. Even if you’re a boy, you’ll manage to look cute”
“So you’re saying that even in my boy’s form I looked like a girl???”
“…Huh?” Jonghyun stared at Onew incredulously. How come his statement became so twisted? His point is that Onew is CUTE no matter what he wore. End of the story.
“You Seme are all the same, thought that we ukes are more girly than your entire manly ass…” He muttered angrily and left him alone. Jonghyun stared, bewildered. His half-eaten pepero sticks fallen from his mouth.
“What the …?”
***
Jonghyun learned the truth next morning when Onew curled in a ball.
“Jagi? Gwaenchanda?” Jonghyun asked worriedly.
“I’m bleeding, I felt so weak and I felt dizzy and my stomach hurt….” He wailed.
Bleeding?
???
…
Oh…
That kind of bleeding…
It explained so much then. The tantrums he had yesterday and the day before. He mused
When Jonghyn finally saw Onew’s face, he gasped. He was sickeningly pale.
“It was that hurt?” He asked softly and caressed Onew’s head. Onew whimpered.
“Wait for me here” he said. Onew clutched his hand.
“I won’t be long. I’ll just talk to manager-hyung and all… just try to sleep, maybe it’ll ease the pain a bit,” Jonghyun said as he patted Onew’s hand softly. Onew finally let him go. He closed his hand and whimpered while Jonghyun dashed to do his task.
Half an hour later he emerged with porridge, warm tea, water, medicines (especially for a woman in menstrual cycle. You don’t know how red his face when he asked the medicine to the pharmacist) and a small pillow that could be heated by electricity.
“I already said your conditions to manager-hyung and he agreed to give us a day off. Just drink the tea first before you eat the porridge and medicine” Jonghyun said as he gave the heated pillow to his lover.
Onew took it and placed it near his groin. Jonghyun helped him sat and drank the tea. It did wonders for his cramped stomach.
“Better?” Jonghyun asked as he cuddled Onew.
Onew cuddled closer and nodded. Jonghyun took the porridge and began to feed him.
“Aaanggg” Jonghyun said cutely. Onew smiled weakly and obliged.
“You need to eat so you can drink your medicine and sleep. It’ll get you much better” Jonghyun said
Onew nodded, but he ate like a snail nonetheless. But Jonghyun wasn’t complaining. He sort of like this dependant Onew. When the porridge was half eaten, Onew shook his head.
“C’mon baby…” Jonghyun pleaded. Onew only shook his head.
“Fine… I guess… here jagi, drank your medicine” He said and gave Onew the water and medicines. When it’s all done, they settled into a comfortable position and cuddled each other close.
“Hyunnie… what if I’ll be like this forever? Being a girl??” Onew asked.
“Minho asked Heechul hyung and Heechul-hyung said it’s temporary and it happened to all K-POP groups. It happened to Kibum-hyung during Sorry-Sorry promotion so they made up some acting excuses and such. Beside you it happened to Changmin-hyung, G-Dragon-Hyung, Yoseob, Jaebum-Hyung, Mir, hell it even happened to Se7en hyung. It’s temporary. The longest is one year (aka Kibum-Hyung) while the shortest is three days (aka Yoseob and Mir). We reckon you’ll take three months like Changmin-Hyung… Just don’t worry about that. K-POP is weird after all”
“So three months huh?” Onew asked.
“Probably?”
“Three fucking months to go through this cycle again?”
“Calm down baby, it’s only three months… other women went through things like this for almost all their life… not to mention pregnancy, raising kids, managing a family and such…”
Onew snuggled closer to Jonghyun.
“I had a sudden urge to call my mother” He muttered to Jonghyun’s shoulder.
“It’s okay… it’s the reason why I always treat women honorably. Because they went stuff like this…”
Jonghyun could feel Onew’s smile in his shoulder.
“I was afraid, you know…” Onew mumbled, face hidden in his shoulder.
“For what?”
“Everything… this whole absurdity…” Onew said and took a deep breath. He clung to Jonghyun tightly; almost desperately as if he’s afraid Jonghyun would disappear in any moments.
“I was afraid that someday you’ll leave me because I’m a freak… I knew already that you’re not that kind of person… but there’s a lot of people that were more awesome, beautiful, etc than me and they’re normal, not a freak… and this insecurity ate me alive…”
Jonghyun could feel the dampness of Onew’s tears seeped through his clothes.
“So… I want to say Thank you… for staying with me… even with my current conditions…” Onew’s voice grew hoarse and he started to sob.
Jonghyun smiled and took Onew’s face to his palm. He kissed both of Onew’s closed eyelids before settled to his lips. It was a chaste, yet sweet and loving kiss. Filled with reassurance for the trembling man(woman?) beneath him.
“It’s true that you’re a freak…” Jonghyun said and he could feel Onew’s breath hitched. “It’s true that there are people who are more awesome than you…” He said and Onew trembled more.
“But one thing you forgot, it’s you that I love… so don’t think that because you’re a freak, therefore you didn’t deserve me… that’s rubbish because I think you’re the one that deserve so much more than a person like me…” he said and Onew cried softly.
“Jinki ya… naui haneul (My sky)) … naui gippeun (My happiness) … naui sarang (My love) …. My love for you is eternal… even if the time passed by, and everything changed… I’ll be by your side as much as I could… and even If the death came upon me, it can’t take us apart, because my soul will continue to look after you… let this through your gorgeous but thick head, okay… in this whole world, you are the only one for me… and no one could ever replace your place in my heart… that’s how much I love you….”
Onew kissed him as an answer; He understood.
***
“ohmygawwwwddddd” Onew shrieked.
All members ran to the bedroom. They stupidly manage to get stuck in the door before a stubborn Jonghyun came through.
“Jagi?” Jonghyun leaped to the crying Onew. He watched helplessly as Onew sobbed and clutched tightly to the blanket.
“Jagiya??” Jonghyun asked worriedly. Onew raised his face and Jonghyun gasped; he realized that the softness was gone and now Onew grinned brilliantly it almost beat the sun.
“I’M BAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK!” He shouted happily.
Key’s face fell. “Who I’m supposed to dress up now??” He wailed.
“But I’m getting used being swished by those breasts” Taemin whined.
Minho looked weirdly at his members. He knew he should not sign that damn contract! He knew he should have waited to join F(x) or something. Maybe he could persuade Leeteuk hyung so he could be the new maknae of super junior…
“I’m… glad, hyung…” Minho finally said.
“Right!” Onew beamed happily. “You guys have no idea how much I missed my cock! Now I can piss in standing position instead of sitting… and I can wank! OMG I missed wanking!!” Onew said almost wistfully.
“Ewwwww Onew hyung is not cute and curvy anymore~” Taemin sobbed.
“And no one’s going to use that cute and sexy lingerie again!” Key exclaimed in desperation.
Minho only rolled his eyes and left. I totally should persuade Leeteuk hyung…
Jonghyun stared amusedly at his members before his eyes landed back to his lover. They both stared at each other lovingly before Jonghyun grinned wickedly.
“Should I give you a thorough inspection? I, after all, not sure you’re really back into a man…”
“Hmmm, should you?” Onew said and smiled seductively.
“OMG EWWW THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN! I’D BETTER GOING OUTTTT” Taemin shrieked and left.
Onew and Jonghyun stared at Key. Key shrugged.
“On the second thought, I WILL still dress you up, Lee Jinki… or else…” Key said and left with a flip of hair.
They stared at him amusedly before focused to each other again. They kissed deeply, with every ounce of passion they could muster.
“I missed you… Missed this…” Jonghyun murmured to Onew’s lips as he cupped the other’s erection gently. Onew gasped and nipped at Jonghyun’s lips. “Mmm, miss this too…”
They kissed some more before Jonghyun pulled a bit. Onew groaned and Jonghyun grinned at that. He pecked at Onew’s lips lovingly.
“Welcome back…” Jonghyun said as he smiled oh so sweetly to his lover.
Onew smiled back and gave Jonghyun’s lips a peck.
“Glad to be back…”
***
Kkeut~
A/N: I KNOW IT’S SUCH A FAIL SO FEEL FREE TO THROW ME WITH YOUR SHOES! (or if you like this, your love, ;D) although I know it’s an utter failure. i hope at least it brought smile to your face^^