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[forallgirls]

I think I've caught on, finally.

All the girly-looking boys at this school are just trying to trick me into going on dates with them. Well, that's where you're wrong! I'm not gay, and even if I was gay, I'd only be gay for Asuka! He makes a perfect wife as it is.

Comments

[mailmanoflove]

Yes because everything is about you...

[you can just feel the sarcasm here :D]

[forallgirls]

Huh?

[mailmanoflove]

What?

[forallgirls]

I don't think it's all about me.

[dofaye]

What on earth gave you that impression?

[He's pretty sure he qualifies as a girly boy. Maybe.]

[forallgirls]

Any time I mistake a guy for a girl, they don't seem all that offended. It's like they want me to mistake them.

[dofaye]

Depending on the man, they may simply be accustomed to it.

There really aren't that many "girly boys" at Hogwarts, though, are there?

[forallgirls]

You'd be surprised.

[spartan_way]

W-w-what!?

[forallgirls]

What?

[spartan_way]

You said you'd be gay for me, and that I'd make a perfect housewife!

Why would you even consider me in the first place, and why would you even think I'd make a good housewife when I'm NOT one at all!?

I'm a guy! I do sports! I take dueling lessons! I spar! I even do kendo!

STRIKES BARELY HACKABLE.

[forallgirls]

Well, I've seen the other things you do when you think no one is around I don't know why I said that. It slipped out!

[fightingzero]

I don't wanna go on a date with you! And I'm not a girl!

[Yeah, he gets this a lot.]

[forallgirls]

I don't want to go on a date with you.

[fightingzero]

Well, good, 'cuz you're really old and ugly.

[forallgirls]

OLD? I'm only sixteen!

[rationalegoism]

That's an... Interesting, view.

[forallgirls]

Isn't it?

[rationalegoism]

Out of curiosity, may I ask what prompted this?

[forallgirls]

There are just so many boys that look like girls.