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[for_a_muffin]

How do I touch boys?

In their private area?

Commander Strawberry ripple asked me to touch him. But- I do not know how. Why does he want me to touch him?

I do not understand! At all! Ever!

Dee!

Private Caboose, I am not familliar with Human interations. Touching is a sign of affection, if I remember Yorks information correctly. It can also be

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she's just like D: "should I tell him or not?"

[tinminiskirt]

That's...'boosey, if you can't even remember his name you probably shouldn't be doing that kind of thing with him.

I think she should! Just no mentioning how babies are made! He's explaining that later!

[for_a_muffin]

What name?

His name is Private Donut! Which sounds like Private Biscuit! So I give him sweet names. Because of his sweet goodness.

[tinminiskirt]

Oh. I thought you just called him that because you kept forgetting his real name.

I'd explain it, but I'm not sure I want to get involved...

[for_a_muffin]

Nope! I remember his name! You just have to think of sweet things.

I like sweet things.

But! I don't understand! Why does affection want me to touch him?!

[ichigo_maiden]

...Touching people shows affection?

[for_a_muffin]

Yes!

Affection wants us to put our hands in peoples pants!

[ichigo_maiden]

...Oh!

[for_a_muffin]

Yes!

I do not understand why!

But he wants us to put hands in the people we likes pants! And keep them there! And hold onto things!

This does not sound fun.

1/oh god i don't even know

[sexyincyan]

2/?

[sexyincyan]

3/?

[sexyincyan]

4/6

[sexyincyan]

[doubleodonut]

[for_a_muffin]

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