Congratulations in completing stage-one of your twelve-step Essiggurke-frei program. Once you have completed all twelve steps we can enrol you in the complementary Mayonnaise - just say No! program.
Twelve steps? I am offended by the implication that I'm addicted to gherkins, when my position is more like that of a starving man surrounded by nothing but endless bowls of gall-bladder casserole.
Ah, thankfully your taste-buds have not yet been irretrievably numbed by exposure to gurkestoff. There's hope for you yet - with suitably intensive and prolonged venison-in-red-wine therapy you might just make a full recovery!
I am quite sure that, when I finally begin to get the hang of Sckhvieÿtzädtewwwwthatschi, the word I'm looking for will turn out to be 'das Sandeingelägtegüüürkliwich'.
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Mind you, I work quite close to one.
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