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Jul 15, 2008 11:43

Dear Mischa ( Read more... )

dear mischa, mischa, walkies

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huskyteer July 15 2008, 10:26:23 UTC
You realise I'm going to have The Hippopotamus Song stuck in my head all day now?

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footpad July 15 2008, 10:28:22 UTC
You realise I'm condemned forever more to think 'Mischapotamus' every time he gets himself muddy?

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huskyteer July 15 2008, 10:38:31 UTC
Oh, but that's a cute thought!

Sorry I missed you at the weekend.

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megadog July 15 2008, 11:00:52 UTC
I see a market niche for a new product. Some form of bio-available Teflon™-like compound which can be added to a dog's food and which gets metabolised in such a way that it is then secreted in the natural coat-oils, making your dog wipe-clean and resistant to stubborn stains.

One problem I can see with this though: as a food-additive any undigested component would undoubtedly result in the production of dog-turds of unparalleled slipperiness.

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hrrunka July 15 2008, 13:14:46 UTC
If Mischa willingly throws himself into muddy puddles while he's out walking, perhaps he can be tempted to throw himself into (say) a non-muddy paddling pool full of water after a walk, and wash the mud off himself?

Well... pigs might fly...

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footpad July 15 2008, 13:21:46 UTC
If only. But malamutes seem to have inherited wolves' propensity for the Principle of Most Surprise.

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hrrunka July 15 2008, 14:37:39 UTC
Hmmm... and if you disguised a dog bath as a muddy puddle I expect he'd fall for the deception no more than once....

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han_xiao July 15 2008, 13:45:15 UTC
"Resistance is futile, you will be washed"

;P

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shep_shepherd July 15 2008, 13:53:37 UTC
Our German Shepherds would always stand still and let us wash them. They made sure that they made us as wet as they were by shaking themselves dry afterwards, though! :)

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wildw0lf July 26 2008, 13:06:00 UTC
funny :)

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theodor July 15 2008, 14:26:18 UTC
Washing is one thing, but you neglect to mention the even more traumatic post-walkies grass seed hunt. I don’t know about your Mischa, but our Mischa is a magnet for those tiny barbed nightmares. Failure to extricate all of them can result in sore feet and abscesses, neither of which are fun.

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footpad July 15 2008, 14:31:07 UTC
Mischa doesn't seem to have much of a problem with them. I find them in his coat periodically, and pull them out when I see them, but so far we've not had any trouble.

He really is an extraordinarily low-maintenance dog.

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