"It Keeps My Head Warm", Eto'o/Materazzi, PG-13

[cheryl_bites]

Title: It Keeps My Head Warm
Author: cheryl_bites
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Samuel Eto’o
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Summary: Matrix has spotted a new marketing opportunity.

Comments

[angualupin]

Leaving aside the squick-factor of Eto'o and Matrix getting it on (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww), that's so the kind of thing Matrix would do, isn't it? Up to and including selling them on his website.

[cheryl_bites]

It's not even much of a joke, really, is it? It's exactly what would be happening if footballers were allowed to be gay and bang each other. I'm such a hack. XD

...You know they're practically married now, don't you? Unless they stop the glomping/dancing/hugging rituals in the extremely near future, there's going to be more Eto'trix to come.

[cheryl_bites]

*Innocently* What?

[cheryl_bites]

I don't see how Sammy and Matrix's extremely cute relationship is sick and twisted. :P The idea of Matrix selling "23" condoms is considerably more disturbing, but not that bad.

[txorakeriak]

*splutters*

*dies laughing*

*re-reads and dies laughing again*

OH MY GOD. Warm heads. Ahahaha, Matrix, you so would. XD

[cheryl_bites]

OK, the title was a bit crap. :P And, yes, the disclaimer should probably have read "While not true, this is extremely close to reality."

[txorakeriak]

Nonono, I LOVED the title! :D