two drabbles; team of choice: acf fiorentina

[caydelaura]

Title: Complicated
Author: caydelaura
Team of choice: ACF Fiorentina
Prompt: Need
Pairing: Thierry Henry, Karim Benzema, Hatem Ben Arfa
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not true
Notes: Both written for pints. *squishes*

Comments

[angualupin]

*blinks* Ew.

[angualupin]

Oh, darling, you know it's not that. I love you and I love your writing, but I don't love Gila, and you putting him anywhere near Monty definitely prompts an "ew".

[hoppipolla]

mmmm the second one. mmmmm Adi and his controlling ways

[hoppipolla]

OH I know exactly what you mean. mmmhmm.

Those three just need to be locked in a room together.

[alor]

Awww, Kariiiiiim. ♥

2nd one, oh wow, that's just gorgeous.

[bustedflush]

GILA CAN GO OFF WITH MONTY, ADI WILL BE JUST FINE THANKS.

[angualupin]

NO, GILA CAN GO OFF WITH ADI, MONTY WILL BE JUST FINE, THANKS. Ew. Gila. Ew.

[bustedflush]

NO NO NO. *pushes him away from Mutu, who has MORE THAN ENOUGH PROBLEMS OF HIS OWN, THANKS*

[angualupin]

Alright, Gila can emo away by himself, and Monty can run off with Pazzo, Kuz, Osvi, and Gobbi, and Mutu can run off with... whomever you want him to run off with. I don't know traditional Mutu-pairings. You know, ones that don't involve Guede, a keyboard, and Figo.

[bustedflush]

[And, also, apart from my not wanting anyone with emo issues near Mutu, the second one is really lovely. &hearts]