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Firsts: Real Madrid

Sep 11, 2007 10:10

Title: Firsts
Author: wispykitty
Team of Choice: Real Madrid
Prompt: Loss
Character: Sergio Ramos, Miguel Torres, Fernando Gago, Gonzalo Higuain (alludes to Raul & Guti as well)
Rating: PG-13
( The Real puppies discuss who took their anal virginity. )

character: sergio ramos, character: miguel torres, character: fernando gago, author: wispykitty, team of choice: real madrid, prompt: loss, character: raul, character: guti

Comments 9

txorakeriak September 11 2007, 20:35:05 UTC

CALDERON!!!!! OMG. *dies laughing*
I love you. I really do. Oh my holy God. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*adds to memories*

wispykitty September 11 2007, 23:49:35 UTC

Hehe, glad you liked it! I never really pictured Gago in my fic writing head as much of a shit disturing smart ass before, but I find it quite fitting now. *lol*

rrr_nightingale September 11 2007, 20:42:30 UTC

*ashamed* Will you kill me if I say that I don't know English well enough to understand this drabble? Or maybe I'm just stupid, I don't understand the hints!!! The words are clear but the sense... hm.. not at all *hides herself*
Could you probably.. give me another hint about what's happening there? Please? Please, please? *puppy eyes* [especially from 'He’s got a bit of a thing for me anyway' and on...]

wispykitty September 11 2007, 23:48:49 UTC

Don't worry about it. ;) Not sure exactly what you don't understand, so I'll just explain everything. :)

The boys are talking about who they lost their virginity to on the team. So it starts out with one of them saying that Raul took his, and then Sergio says that Raul and Guti took his together (threesome). He gets teased about how Guti only likes him because of his long hair, and Sergio's response about Guti liking "the whole package" is a play on words, since it can mean both Sergio's entire being (body, personality, etc) while package is also English slang for his dick. ;) Then Gago jokes about how Capello took his virginity, and once the guys express their disgust at that, he jokes again and says it was Calderon. He's basically just being a smart ass. :)

Hopefully that helped! Let me know. :)

rrr_nightingale September 12 2007, 07:00:34 UTC

Yeah that more than helped%))) THANK YOU!!! *in love*
I still feel silly and a bit guilty that I made you retell your own drabble *dies* Of course I thought it was something like this there, but I didn't know that second meaning of "package" and it killed all the humour and made me unsure of the rest%) Thanks again, you rule!%)

lhuneldaiel September 11 2007, 23:37:06 UTC

I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid I'll pee my pants O_O

This must be one of my fave drabbles EVER. I could quote the whole thing.

Naughty, evil Gago PWNS all.

and I'm so happy to see you, we need more Madridistas &hearts

wispykitty September 11 2007, 23:50:34 UTC

AWWW thank you!! <3 Yes, naughty!Gago is definitely a thing of awesomeness. I may have to write more of him. :D

And I'm definitely back now! My brain sadly took a break from the drabble thing, not sure why. But it's back now. :D

alor September 12 2007, 01:38:52 UTC

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HAHAHA

sil684 September 12 2007, 14:35:57 UTC

LOL...I just can't stop laughing...
Cheeky!Gago pawns!!!